delulu

Delulu or delulu is a shorter term for delusional mostly used in the Kpop world to describe and/or mock a fan that believes they'll date, marry, or befriend their favorite idol.

Person 1: Bang Chan is so hot. One day i will date him! And if i don’t get him i will get Lee Know!

Person 2: Bro you’re delulu…

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Person 1: Maybe i will have my Y/N moment when i go to the BTS concert and Jungkook will notice me!

Person 2: You are absolutely delulu. Are you okay?

(Although don’t we all wish to have our Y/N moment?)

by leoooooo0oo February 4, 2023

crazy delulu

a crazy kpop fan who thinks they can marry they're kpop idol

Person 1 : Eunwoo is so cute!
Person 2 : Stay back! He's my husband!
Person 1 : OMG! You're crazy delulu!

by no plz no April 30, 2022

delusional cockbag

A seemingly intelligent individual whose perception of reality (i.e. value as a human being, ability as a parent or child, importance as a social and moral leader, skills as a lover) is so distorted that no amount of logic, reason, or compassionate pleading can sway them from supporting the Bush administration

My dad has become the king of the delusional cockbags without even trying.

by NumbaOneSon December 15, 2008

Taco Deluxe Supreme

When a human eats a Taco Deluxe Supreme from a Taco establishment and feels the bowel aftermath hours later.

Hey Buddy! I got a Taco Deluxe Supreme talking back at me... I'm gonna be a while. Do you mind waiting somewhere else and let me pass this beast in peace!

by Mike Mach October 22, 2008

EU Delusion

European fans ability to be completely deluded about how strong their teams are and how relevant their country is. They live in a bubble where they are told how good they are at everything. Then eventually when they get slapped around internationally, they are dumbfounded. This is often pre-empted by or followed by EUxcuses.

A: Hey man, did you see that X team got destroyed in group stages?
B: Yeah, but they were probably the second best team anyways.
A: Wow, that is some EU delusion!
B: No, they only lost because of the weather that day. They aren't used to hot weather. I already said they might lose because of this!
A: Okay, you're just making EUxcuses

by A Dumbass November 13, 2021

Deluca impeller

A device that sucks up fluids

John used his deluca impeller to suck up all the fluids that Bill had to give.

by Tonka wood chuck May 12, 2021

Andy DeLuca

The extremely talented photographer of 5 Seconds of Summer. He commonly works alongside videographer Ryan Fleming. He even collaborated with the wonderful Sarah Eiseman on his latest project for 5SOS, the CALM album. Andy is a master of his craft and has also done work for others, like Arctic Monkeys, The 1975, Cage the Elephant, and Noah Cyrus. He first met the band after bassist Calum Hood spilled a milkshake on himself after getting into a car accident. He believes his greatest work is of Calum lying face down in a bathtub.

Fan 1: Who is that photographer?
Fan 2: That's Andy DeLuca!

by Stream Babycalon March 30, 2020