Pension Deficit Disorder

When people around you start to retire and you come to the awful realization that, despite a lifetime of working you have no money saved and no plan for your financial future other than work. In other words, the closest thing to retirement in your future is death.

"Honey, we won't be relocating to North Carolina after retirement next year. I've been diagnosed with a pension deficit disorder, and I'll be working until I die instead. Maybe you can relocate after you collect my life insurance payout..."

by TKD nurse March 26, 2017

Definator

A Definator is someone who defines words for a living. Unlike me definators get paid to define words.

"With my pistol I define the definition of pain" - 50 Cent

Therefore his pistol would be a definator

by Super Famicom July 30, 2004

Deditated Wam

Deditated Wam must be inserted to you serber to alow other Minecrafters to pay with u.

How much Deditated Wam should I have for a server?

by Bred_Kar May 22, 2019

definatly

Definitely. A common mis-spelling that has propagated itself virally (see "meme").

People commonly misspell definatly. I mean definitly. I mean definitely.

by Curumbor Elendil February 11, 2005

deficit

Deficit is the amount of something under the required amount.

She didn't blow me well enough and I fell short of ejaculating. The deficit was approximately ten sucks, and I went home with blue balls.

by Just_One_Random_Walnut August 28, 2016

Gamer Attention Deficit

A temporary attentiveness of the brain to the outside world when engaged in intense gameplay. Usually the victim uses easy quick words to get the person thats talking to them away faster.. Also very dramatic when the an event occurs (i.e. winning or losing)

Friend 1: Yo man im usin your bathroom
Friend 2: Dont even bother talking to him.. he is gamer attention deficit.
Gamer: yup
Friend 1: Wheres the toilett paper?
Gamer: yup
Friend 1: Nevermind, found it
Gamer: FUCK YEAH!

by Jesse Verbiski October 27, 2007

budget deficit

When the governing body of any type of business of government has less money than is needed by a rather substantial amount.

We have a budget deficit. Oh arse biscuits.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004