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Bank Deposit

Put 2 assholes together and one shits in the other filling up his account.
Dude, I have a rare deficiency of digestive bacteria! Quick give me a bank deposit!
by tom dingleberry March 29, 2010
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Top Drawer Deposit

A sex act in which the man just before climax, removes his penis from the vagina. He then proceeds to run to the female's panty drawer to open it, and ejaculate inside.
Brian is such a jerk, he tripped and fell on his way to give me a top drawer deposit.
by Meatman January 15, 2006
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Deposition Turd

Scientific:

The gradual build-up of dry deposed fecal particles, released through flatulence, these particles act in accordance with the random behavior detailed by Brownian motion (modeled by the 1D Smoluchowski model) to the extent that they eventually form a visible, tangible lump of feces.

Pre-requisite: An extremely large quantity (calculated to be approximately 10^12000) of reoccurring flatulence within the same locale.

Occurrence?: So far has not been witnessed in nature or a controlled setting, but is theoretically possible.

Alternative definition: When you fart you release "poo particles" and if you fart onto the same spot enough times they build up and make a full turd.
"Dude, if you keep farting in those pants your likely to create a deposition turd."
by Scrumhalf86 January 22, 2010
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Deposit

Sometimes you spot someone on the street who you think is very attractive and would like to fuck. However, these hastily made judgements can backfire when you realise upon closer inspection they are below the age of consent. If this is the case then you can instead put a deposit down for a later date once they've matured.
Hi Andy, check her out over there.

Woah! She's a bit on the young side.

True, ah well i'd put a deposit down anyway.
by Goatlord2010 March 19, 2010
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Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box

Where the most sexually rewarding, explicit, fulfilling, and indulging sexual encounters and or memories are retained in the mind for the most anticipated and pleasurable masturbation sessions.
example1:

Tom: hey bro, remember when you and i ran the train on that Holly Lolly girl from the Sunset Tan show?

Jon: yeah man, i have that shizzle stored in my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box

example2:

Matt: hey bud, did you end up hooking up with that horny, drunk blonde chick that was all over you last night?

Steve: Nahh dawgg, before we left to my place she passed out in the bathroom, i had to bring out old memories from my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box that night as a pathetic attempt to even come close to the amount of pleasure that i was so close to getting...
by gingabreadman186 December 21, 2008
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Cum Deposit Box

A term used to describe someone you are fucking.
Nah, we're not going out man, he's just my cum deposit box.
by Jim April 4, 2003
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desposition

the amount of things i despise. the way i despise things.
example: my desposition of people is somewhat over the top but its nescessary.
by iceespyce December 18, 2012
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