Delayed DADS

Word used to describe getting the DADS wayyyy late in the day... after you thought you had escaped the dreaded "Day After Drinking Shits".

Casey: "Gah Tricia, I've got the DADS like, major."

Tricia: (smugly) "Really? I'm fine."

Tricia: (9:00 PM) "Damn! I've got the DELAYED DADS!"

Casey: *snickers a little*

by all4us August 19, 2009

Delayed beer shits

After some heavy drinking on a saturday night, you wake up on sunday to realise that you dont have the beer shits and smugly think youve beaten them this time but as monday morning arrives, you feel the unmistakeable gurgle in your gut and need to find the nearest toilet. this can make you late for work and/or spend half your day in work and end up getting some dirty looks off your collegues as you make several trips to the toilet in a considerably short period of time.

oh god, need to find a toilet quick. Delayed beer shits from saturday! See beer shits

by Big Dogs Cock November 20, 2012

delayed aftershock

: (n) a sword technique that requires the user to slash an object, which will inflict interior damage while keeping the exterior unblemished; a master of this technique can sculpt the interior to their liking.

After Wa De Kun used delayed aftershock on a boulder, the boulder seemed to remain unchanged. However, when you look inside the boulder via an x-ray, you can see a replica of Michelangelo's David.

by Yuudma February 13, 2018

Deaysha

The perfect type of girl. Don’t let shit slide easily. Gets on your nerves because of love. Falls in love hella quick. Freaky

Deaysha is a one of a kind female.

by Uane May 23, 2020

Soul Delay

Experienced in tandem with jet lag. Your body arrives after a long flight but your soul doesn't arrive so quickly. The theory is your soul can't travel as fast as a jet and you can become discombobulated while you wait for your soul to catch up.

"Souls can't move that quickly, and are left behind, and must be awaited, upon arrival, like lost luggage." - William Gibson.

Q.:What times is it?

A.: I have no idea what time it is, I'm on my own time, I've got soul delay.

by Dizygal October 13, 2012

Brian demayo

Brian demayos head can be used as a mirror.he smells like ciggerets all the fucking time
He thinks he is big and bad but his white cracker ass is not.he gave me 2 days of mip just for cussing. I'm sure that he is adopted. fuck demayos bitch ass

Fuck Perryville high school.-aaron

Brian demayo is a pussy

by Lilwumppp November 15, 2019

Delaynie

The most amazing girl you will ever meet she is usually very popular and has many friends everyone loves her many think she is inspiring and many look up to her she is very hyper crazy also she is very athletic and competitive and will beat you at mostly anything

She must be a delaynie

by Koda210 February 4, 2017