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viking song or when you forgor what your mother told you you will buy
P1: hey man, who told you youll buy?
P2: my mother told me one day i will buy
by baysil September 15, 2023
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Macy's One Day Sale.

Definition 1: An above average looking male/female percieved as a 9 or 10, who couples up with a below average looking male/female, percieved as a 4 or a 5.

Definition 2: An analogy to explain how an unattractive person couples up with an attractive person. The unattractive person usually "shops" and "buys" his/her boyfriend/girlfriend at Walmart, but happens to get lucky and hit the Macy's one day sale.
Mark: Wow,,,,how did Fat Amy hook up with Johnny Football?
Kim: I have no idea.
Mark and Kim (in unison): "Macy's One Day Sale."
by Federal Pest Control January 8, 2013
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one day

The day after the day that was after the day that something was planned to happen. (Usually having to do with regret or missed opportunities.)
I regret not telling you. I am so sorry, one day...
by Zoo-Boy October 28, 2011
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One day

by Ac99 March 29, 2017
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One Day at Band Camp

A phrase preceding a story that designates it as a great story and worthy of going into the "Good Story Basket." Also see, "And Then I Found Five Dollars." Putting the two together makes a fantastic story no matter what's in between.
One day at band camp, I made out woth this SUPER hot chick...

One day at band camp, we took all the teacher's things and hid them in some trees. We walked back to the cabins and I tripped. And then I found five dollars.
by SuperArugula October 19, 2010
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for one day, one day, i was really really really really sad

A popular song lyrical by Dixie D'amelio. You can tell by the 4 sad's in one line that she is very upset.
Heidi: Are you okay Dixie?
Dixie: for one day, one day, i was really really really really sad
Heidi: ...............okay Dix.
by peepeeissmall April 7, 2021
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one day at a time

The comforting delusion that time is linear and sequential. A fond and impossible dream for anyone living in a simultemporal state.
Feeling the weight of past, present and future always upon him, he yearned to experience time as most others described their experience, moment by moment, one day at a time.
by Monkey's Dad May 15, 2020
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