by baysil September 15, 2023
Get the my mother told me one day i will buy mug.Definition 1: An above average looking male/female percieved as a 9 or 10, who couples up with a below average looking male/female, percieved as a 4 or a 5.
Definition 2: An analogy to explain how an unattractive person couples up with an attractive person. The unattractive person usually "shops" and "buys" his/her boyfriend/girlfriend at Walmart, but happens to get lucky and hit the Macy's one day sale.
Definition 2: An analogy to explain how an unattractive person couples up with an attractive person. The unattractive person usually "shops" and "buys" his/her boyfriend/girlfriend at Walmart, but happens to get lucky and hit the Macy's one day sale.
Mark: Wow,,,,how did Fat Amy hook up with Johnny Football?
Kim: I have no idea.
Mark and Kim (in unison): "Macy's One Day Sale."
Kim: I have no idea.
Mark and Kim (in unison): "Macy's One Day Sale."
by Federal Pest Control January 8, 2013
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The day after the day that was after the day that something was planned to happen. (Usually having to do with regret or missed opportunities.)
by Zoo-Boy October 28, 2011
Get the one day mug.A phrase preceding a story that designates it as a great story and worthy of going into the "Good Story Basket." Also see, "And Then I Found Five Dollars." Putting the two together makes a fantastic story no matter what's in between.
One day at band camp, I made out woth this SUPER hot chick...
One day at band camp, we took all the teacher's things and hid them in some trees. We walked back to the cabins and I tripped. And then I found five dollars.
One day at band camp, we took all the teacher's things and hid them in some trees. We walked back to the cabins and I tripped. And then I found five dollars.
by SuperArugula October 19, 2010
Get the One Day at Band Camp mug.A popular song lyrical by Dixie D'amelio. You can tell by the 4 sad's in one line that she is very upset.
Heidi: Are you okay Dixie?
Dixie: for one day, one day, i was really really really really sad
Heidi: ...............okay Dix.
Dixie: for one day, one day, i was really really really really sad
Heidi: ...............okay Dix.
by peepeeissmall April 7, 2021
Get the for one day, one day, i was really really really really sad mug.The comforting delusion that time is linear and sequential. A fond and impossible dream for anyone living in a simultemporal state.
Feeling the weight of past, present and future always upon him, he yearned to experience time as most others described their experience, moment by moment, one day at a time.
by Monkey's Dad May 15, 2020
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