Baking Donuts

Some horrible, but unspecified low point in one's existence.(From a Mark Leyner novel, i believe My Cousin, My Gastrointerologist)

Guy 1: Say man, is everything OK? I heard you've been baking donuts.

Guy 2: Who told you that?!? They're lying! I can't tell you how hurt I am that you believed such an outrageous rumor.

by crescent fresh May 23, 2006

Dunkin Donuts

The reason Americans can't spell doughnut.

We went to Dunkin Donuts and laughed at the silly Americans.

by DA LLAMAS July 21, 2014

slapping donuts

A euphamism for lesbian sex

Ya, those two girls are totally slapping donuts.

by Earl Aker October 27, 2006

bump donuts

The act of two females colliding genitals

"Look at those lesbians"
"How do they have sex?"
"I don't know"
"Like do they just bump donuts?"

by Lesbihonest73 April 19, 2017

blumpkin donuts

The act of getting your dick sucked in the Dunkin' Donuts bathroom while shitting and eating a Dunkin donut.

Ron went to the bathroom with his newly purchased dozen donuts and starting chowing down while taking a shit. Then the cashier came in to clean and found Ron shitting with an open door. Not wanting to seem rude, she sucked Ron's dick. Boom, blumpkin donuts.

by tsobulker June 3, 2010

donutsonsteroids

a minecraft youtuber

DonutsOnSteroids is a minecraft youtuber

by DonutsOnSteroids July 16, 2019

rip donuts

The act of accelerating your vehicle while sharply turning the steering wheel such that the vehicle drifts in a forward spinning fashion. Typically accompanied by rain or snow in an open, flat area away from oncoming traffic. Not advisable for vehicles that sit high and are prone to tipping over.

It just rained so Blake and I are going to rip donuts in the Kroger parking lot.

by Cruis'n USA June 25, 2020