The Dads car

A car that everyones friend's dad has that is very fast.

Eh bro you got the dads car today I wanna go fast in it. Hey Greg can you drive your dads car today

by yeahIk April 25, 2022

The DADS

The acronym for "day after drinking shits" applied to the morning bowel movements following a night of binge drinking. Usually dark black or green depending on the type of drink. Usually more liduidy than a normal piece stool.

"hey Ryan, Come check out the DADS i left in the toilet, I must have been drinking hypnotic last night"

by Devin B June 13, 2006

Delayed DADS

Word used to describe getting the DADS wayyyy late in the day... after you thought you had escaped the dreaded "Day After Drinking Shits".

Casey: "Gah Tricia, I've got the DADS like, major."

Tricia: (smugly) "Really? I'm fine."

Tricia: (9:00 PM) "Damn! I've got the DELAYED DADS!"

Casey: *snickers a little*

by all4us August 19, 2009

NASCAR Dads

The most wanted demographic of national political candidates during the 2004 election cycle; comprised of Southern and Midwestern white males age 25 and older who usually vote Republican, but can be swayed to vote Democratic if the candidate better addresses the issues they care about; for comparison, see also soccer momor Bubba

Bob Graham sponsored Jon Wood's Craftsman Truck Series ride in order to appeal to NASCAR Dads.

by Fast Bobby July 8, 2003

step dads

step dads are complete assholes they literally treat your mom like a sex toy and uses her kids like a fucking punching bag.... they tell you "no one loves you" and ur mother agrees with it, stepdads make ur mom just like them so the moms can just put u up for adoption they put ur hands on u right infront of your mom.. ur mom probably doesnt care... ik my mom doesnt. what im just saying is ur mom will probably pick ur stepdad over you cause family is stupid and doesnt care... like i cant even trust anyone tho.. not even my family.. just saying nobody is down for you, even when you think they are their just their to tell you how much they didnt like/or love you

fuck this bro my stepdad is such a asshole
oh i hate mine to step dads suck

by ooflmao June 7, 2019

two dads and a chemistry set

A witty comeback to "your mom," popularized by a student in Georgia.

"YOUR MOM!"

"At least I have a mom. You've got two dads and a chemistry set!"

(Usually followed by "Ohhh, what now?")

by ChibiChrissi October 6, 2006

necker dads

A word created in Oakland CA indicating that something is so active, it's up to the neck.

Aye nigga, we lit to the necker dads!

by BruhFuckBruh December 12, 2016