An insidious and disturbing psychological disorder with onset after an especially protracted visit to Disneyland which causes the sufferer to believe that everything that’s happening in their life, long after leaving the Happiest Place on Earth, is actually part of a ride or an attraction which results in the person having a permanently surreal perspective that leads to emotional numbness, depersonalization and high risk behavior.
As he headed for the cliffside running as fast as he could push himself, I realized way too late that he was engulfed in a full-blown state of Posttraumatic Disneyland Disorder and that it was highly unlikely he would live through the upcoming 250 foot drop onto the rocks below!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2021
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When Disneyland Opened In 1955, Walt Disney Didn't Have Costumed Characters Readily Available To Roam Around The Parks. So, He Struck A Deal With The Ice Capades (Who Previously Used Disney Costumes In Their Shows Since 1949.) To Borrow What Characters They Had Used. They Had The Basics. Pinocchio, Dumbo, Mickey & Minnie, Donald Duck, Etc. Although These Costumes Looked Okay From A Distance, When You Look At Them Up Close, These Things Were Fucking Scary As Shit!!! Even After The Park Had Opened, The Ice Capades Had Still Kept The Deal With Disney & Continued Giving Them Retired Ice Capades Costume Characters. Characters Such As Fifi The French Poodle, Scottie, Maude The Comedy Mule & Other Unidentifiable Costumed Characters All The Way Up To At Least 1966, When Walt Disney Died.
Person: What Was The Weirdest Time For Disneyland?
Me: Disneyland "Ice Capades" Era
by DisneyFanFuck2008 September 15, 2020
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Visiting Disneyland

Just another way to say you're having/gonna have sex.

Bumping uglies, Roasting the broomstick, Sink the sausage.
"Can't meet you till later I'll be visiting Disneyland"
by Idon'tevenfuckingknow September 25, 2017
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Disneyland Dad

a divorced dad who only has their child part-time and treats it like they are always at Disneyland. Only has fun with their kids and leaves mom to do all the real parenting. Does not handle any parental responsibilities, likely doesn't know who their teachers or doctors are.
He's a disneyland dad, they go over there and play video games for 48 hours straight and then come back and get mad at me because I make them brush their teeth.
by Haley Bahng November 2, 2023
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Disneyland Syndrome

The condition of believing that working at Disneyland and starring in a Star Wars film are the same thing.
“She’s such a bad actor. Why does she sound like she’s doing a Kids Bop commercial?”
“It’s because she’s got Disneyland Syndrome.”
by Non_Haeretici_Coalition March 11, 2020
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Disneyland Hangover

Disneyland hangover (n.): the feeling of despondency, regret, and FOMO you experience on the day you leave the resort.

(A.k.a. Disney hangover.)
by Willowbottom September 8, 2022
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