Disabled hamster

A mentally challenged, woman who went through a postpartum episode.

“That bitch is really a “disabled hamster”

by Criticalchris September 2, 2025

mentholly disabled

you've run out of menthol ciggies.

i'm mentholly disabled. i've run out of menthol ciggies.

by themostbubblewrapever.yeah.x2 November 21, 2009

time disabled

An adjective used to describe a person who is absolutely unable to keep track of time, no matter how hard they try.

So to defend her own seemingly rude and antisocial behavior, my totally time disabled wife says to me, “well really, what’s the difference if I am or am not there at 11 o’ clock, I mean time as you know it only actually exists in your universe,” as she goes on to cite some highly esoteric physics principles that very few people would be able to understand.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021

Inter-species Disabled Midget Fucker

Basically the Alien female from Avatar who likes to have sex with the human, her 10 foot tall, him about 6 foot and in a wheel chair, that's like an average human having sex with a midget, but she's an alien.

See Avatar (2009) - "I see you" blah blah, yeah, well what I see is that you are an Inter-species Disabled Midget Fucker, freaky!

by Mr Chippy January 14, 2010

The disabled fly

The act of capturing a flying insect and removing its wings before placing it on ones erect penis and ejaculating.

Man I heard Red got the disabled fly last night

by Micktomjoe August 9, 2016

Socially Disabled

Someone who is clinically unable to socialize, thrives in loneliness and solitude, typically very awkward in a social setting or in a general social interaction, and keeps very few or even no friends at all.

Did you see what quarantining alone for 11 months did to that guy? It made him socially disabled.

by dzffa May 3, 2021

Intellectually Disabled

The politically correct term for "mentally retarded." It became more widespread after the word "retard", originally used to describe a person who legitimately has an abnormally low IQ, was gradually used more and more as a pejorative term for people who suffer from developmental disorders.

"My cousin has an IQ of 62. He is intellectually disabled."

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 17, 2023