dicks for hands

Metaphorical (and/or literal) penises in place of hands.

(watching football) That's his third drop today! That dude has dicks for hands!

by Boone Jensen January 13, 2018

dicks before chicks

1. When a girl leaves her friends to hang out with her man.
2. When a girl forgets about her friends because she got a boyfriend all the sudden.
3. Inverted "hoes before bros"

"Sarah's a ho. Everytime she gets a new man, she's always dicks before chicks. And then she comes back a month later when she breaks up with the guy and just expects everything to be the same."

by msizzle88 October 8, 2007

Dicks in the butt

A semi-undercover attempt to still say that someone is acting, has just said something or is "gay", "gay as hell" or "gay as fuck" without saying gay.

**Best if used when in a situation where it may not necessarily be the most 'acceptable' to say that someone is acting or has just said something 'gay as hell' or 'gay as fuck'.

Dude, WTF?! Did you just see that shit?

Hahahaha...ya fool...that was Dicks in the butt

by weezy_beezy May 12, 2009

Dicks all

Derived from "fuck all". When there is nothing, not a single thing to be found or identified, you may make the claim, "There is dicks all"

"Yo brotha where dem jaffa cakes at"
"Nah, there's dicks all my nigga"

by wordestablishment February 2, 2016

Dicks on rice

Dicks on rice is an adjective that has a “one size fits all” meaning. You define it as you see fit in a variety of moments, although most commonly used to indicate something bad has happened, it can also include every emotion on the spectrum.

After having a really bad day at school, you walk home and think to yourself
“Wow, today was really some dicks on rice”

by Darry A. Allen March 9, 2021

dicks out december

The month following no nut november, dedicated to beating your meat at least twice a day.

Jones: Hey bro I heard you survived no nut november
Yao: Yeah dawg it was tough, can't wait to get started on dicks out december

by Gaping Meteor November 7, 2017

Dicks for Legs

A phrase that parallels, "Shit for brains." It has the same content, but might be more suitable for the new generation.

"Man, your hella stupid. You have dicks for legs."

by Justin "Bombay" October 20, 2007