Dickanese

the indecipherable language of mumbles and grunts that girls speak when they are trying to communicate whilst having a dick in their mouth. it is doubly humorous because it plays on the words Dick and Knees, which are two key components to the speaking of Dickanese.

"by the end of the night, carlo had natalie speaking Dickanese "

"i don't usually do this" (hard to understand with your dick in her mouth)

"where's the handle" (usually gargled language)

by Cloandnattie October 22, 2008

dickmunch

one who munches on dicks

mo is a fuckin dickmunch

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

Duckman

An adult animated series created by Everett Peck, based on his underground comic of the same name. It starred Jason Alexander ("Seinfeld") as the title character, a foul-mouthed, perverted duck detective. Contains possibly the most bizarre animation that ever aired on TV, thanks to the folks at Klasky-Csupo. It ran 70 episodes over 4 seasons on the USA Network during the 90s, and was recently released on DVD.

I'm just one more duck detective who works with a pig and lives with the twin sister of his dead wife, three sons on two bodies and a comatose mother-in-law who's got so much gas she's a fire hazard. - Duckman

by mowub September 4, 2009

dicknana

a banana-like dick.

Hey, look at Bokaty, she's got a huge dicknana, it's so curvy and yellow.

by darkxsun December 9, 2008

Dicktance

The distance of penis that has been through a womans vagina

(Length of shaft)+(pull out length)*(# of pumps)*(weekly average of sex)*(52)=dicktance

This bitches dicktance is like 8 miles.

by Vannyerd December 20, 2015

dicksand

The attention a man gives you to make you forget about who you are, and everything else. You are completely blinded from all facts and are just thriving to be in a relationship.

From the movie 'How to be Single' (2016)

Sasha: I thought Lila was coming out with us tonight?

Jade: She got trapped in Porters dicksand.

by jade6ix August 24, 2016

dickhand

The hand a male uses to masturbate himself with. Also, the hand a male uses to hold his member while inserting it into an orifice or other object.

Excuse me miss, I broke my dickhand when I fell off my bike, can you help me?

by RaFF-L September 3, 2003