Dew-Did

Dew-Did (noun) The act of getting your hair did by your favorite homosexual hairstylist. In an ever changing era of political correctness one must be able to properly identify (with affection) the person that be dew your dew.

Go green use less letters and save the environment using one less letter at a time.

"Come on girl we need to bounce, I need to go see Ramon and get my Dew-Did!"

by Chocolate Brent February 4, 2014

Dew Hole

A very wet pussy. Primed and ready.

Oh yea baby my dew hole is ready. Gimme the D.

I slipped finger in her dew hole and could tell she was ready for some D.

I hit her dew hole from behind and slid right in.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018

Dew Gobbling

1. Drinking diet Mt. Dew
2. Performing oral sex acts on someone who constantly drinks diet Mt. Dew

She wished him a happy birthday by dew gobbling.

by CSB;) July 18, 2020

dew-drink

A drink before breakfast. Originally used by farm labourers before they began a non-union day's harvesting.

John read the paper and ate some bacon and eggs, but not before having a dew-drink to start off the day.

by Chika January 13, 2007

dew hickie

dew hickies (n.) the small strawberry-like rash that can develop on a country girl's backside after frolicking in wet grass.

Ellie Mae's mama spotted a dew hickie on Ellie after the church picnic.

by Shakey Shears October 27, 2008

Dew Jacked

When a friend or random person steals your mountain dew or drinks from it with out asking.

Bill: hey that guy stole my mountain dew

Jim: oh you just got dew jacked

by SodaAddict619 March 3, 2010

dew shine

A deadly mixture of Mountain Dew and racing fuel. It just killed two teens in Tennessee. If you're here to learn about it, you just learned not to drink it.

Dude A: Hey guys, let's try some dew shine, I heard it gets you mad fucked up.

Dude B: Sure man, let's bring a couple coffins to lie in afterward too! I heard it gets you even more fucked up!

Dude C: I need friends who are less likely to get me killed.

by LifeSavr May 10, 2016