Dementia Patient

Someone who forgets too much.

Jason: Hey what time does the game start?
Jack: Ummmm.... I forgot
Jason: Wow jack you're a real Dementia Patient
Jack: I know :(

by Obligitory Pseudonym October 21, 2019

Dementia Dick

(noun) the amnesia-like phenomenon of not knowing the name of the person currently performing sexual acts on your penis due to (1) dimentia, (2) a general tendency toward slutty behavior or (3) a combination of (1) and (2).

Usage 1: As Gene, who resided in an upscale assisted living facility, entered his 90s, he was unable to recall the names or faces of his visiting children or his sexual partners. As a result, during his frequent sexual conquests just outside the shared dining facility, he would forget the names of the people providing fellatiatic services, or even why they were there. He was suffering from dementia dick.

Usage 2: I invited a guy from a dating app to come to my house. Now he’s riding on my cock but I can’t recall his name. I have dementia dick.

by ChocoFacial69 December 28, 2018

Dementia Man

The blubbering, half witted, child molesting, senile, demented US President Joe Biden.

So is Dementia Man gonna fold like a lawn chair again when questioned by the press?

by Donde Esta August 29, 2021

Dementia Daniel

A term used for a person who has dementia, acts like a fucking idiot, and is rude to literally anyone they meet even if they don’t know them. They’re usually gay and always deny that they’re gay but will always ask you for dick pics. They also have an extreme foot fetish and will jerk off uncontrollably if they see a male’s foot for half a second.

Random person: *minding their own business*
Dementia Daniel: *walks to the man*
Random person: Hi, can I help you?
Daniel: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB IDIOT
Person: *starts walking away* I’m not dealing with this shit
Daniel: HEY COME BACK! I NEED TO SEE YOUR FEET
person: wtf…
Daniel: I LOVE FEET
Person: you’re weird
Daniel: HOW?!
Person: you just said you wanted to see my feet…
Daniel: NO I DIDN’T!
Person: *starts running*
Daniel: *licks his own feet while sobbing*

by PissTruck October 27, 2022

Dementia patient

Sleepy Joe Biden

Sleepy Joe Biden: the rapidly rising uh, um with uh um, in with uh, with uh, I don't know who, anyway...

Joe Biden is a real dementia patient

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

Dementia boy

Dementia boy, initials: e.b., is a fifteen year old boy with Alzheimer’s (somehow). Can’t remember having sex with his ex boyfriend and can’t own up to shit. Hurts people on purpose.

Person A: I messed up, I told Alexander that I don’t recall us hooking up even though we’ve dated twice.

Person B: Dude! You pulled a dementia boy!

by havefunfindingout April 5, 2019

Dementia king

Someone who is either not knowing or not caring that he is showing that only two or three bats are in his belfry.

Boy, Joe Biden is sure a dementia king.

by Ramcat May 25, 2022