Decaf poisoned

When, unbeknownst to you, the regular coffee pot at work actually contains decaf coffee causing mid-morning head nods, yawns, headaches, and sluggishness.

I would have finished that assignment this morning, but I couldn't because it turns out that I was decaf poisoned. I fell asleep at my desk!

by coffeegirl678 August 25, 2011

Deca Jaron

Deca Jaron is god. He is the ruler of life. The deca life. He is royalty and his reign will never DECA die.

Omg deca jaron just shook my hand!!!!! I’m forever blessed with deca swag.

by Deca1234 March 8, 2019

Decalipulation

The act of manipulating a very large group of people, ranging from anywhere between a million to a trillion people.

The president is really good at decalipulation

by Bucketissmart May 15, 2023

the perils of rock n roll decadence

getting f*cked over by drugs, sex, alcohol, STDs, any form of excess

like the 60's 70's n 80's and crap

Hendrix got fucked over by the perils of rock n roll decadence

by Chizzo Izzo June 1, 2006

Decaffed

v. The act of intentionally denying you caffeine in your drink when you are rude to the barista at Starbucks.

That woman was so rude and demanding, we decaffed her.

by Stella Lafayette December 4, 2004

Deckard

1. Less than a God, but more than a Man.
2. Almost always correct
3. Mischievious, able to verbaly dominate someone so completely that theyre reduced to only slinging insults to making their point.

I was so deckard'd today that at the end i could only call him a bastard, because i knew i was wrong yet couldnt admit it.

by D. March 13, 2004

Dickhead of the Decade

This prestigious honor goes to a person who win's 7 consecutive Asshole of the year award's or 7 in the same decade very rare but very honorable when this happens the winner recieve's the honor of being Dickhead of the Decade and a 15" black dildo..... no one know's why.

"I could have sworn I had Asshole of the Year locked guess I can't mess with the Dickhead of the decade"

by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 31, 2006