GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE

the sound you make when you stub your toe

* THUD *

Person 1: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE

by WrenFloof#0666 April 12, 2022

God damn it!

Ad my fucking definitions, assholes!

Censorship sucks.

by Anonymous September 7, 2003

Cookies and Cows! Oh damn it!

Shucks. Oh darn. Usually said when someone forgets to do something.

Wife: Did you remember to buy shampoo at the store?
Husband: Cookies and cows! Oh damn it! I'm sorry hunny, I forgot!

by cookiemonster89 July 15, 2009

Premature God Damn it Moment

1) Saying god damn it only to find out whatever you thought wasn't going to work out worked out or you ended up somewhere or in some circumstance that was better than you had planned.

Adam: ugh god damn it I so wanted to go to Sonic for my birthday lunch!

- Drives to a shopping center to find a Cheesecake Factory-

Adam: what was I so mad for? The Cheesecake Factory is Better than what I had planned!

Friend: you just had a premature god damn it moment.

Adam: -prays- sorry god I spoke too soon!

by Adathorrules January 12, 2012

stupid damn it

1. noun. one who is simultaneously and explicitly not intelligent and creates havoc by simply being present.

2. George Bush

We was all good till that stupid damn it drank all that Pine-Sol.

by dabeat November 22, 2011

Shit damn it

Something that just comes out your mouth when you're really screwed.

John: You know the final's tomorrow right?

Jon: Aw shit damn it!

by Mepman June 15, 2012

You damn it

You say it when you see a person fuckin' your girlfriend!

My brother: "Hello, Fucker! I 'm going to fuck your asshole, baby!"
Me: "You piece of shit! Don't you come out of this fucking room and don't fuck with my girlfriend, you damn it!"

by I'll eat you March 9, 2021