curtle smudge

Tha act of shoving ones balls into a wooden hole then having another male smash a egg over the curtle smudgers penis.

"I love to curtle smudge trees so much!"
ME:"Right onn"

by Tripple acid whooper June 12, 2011

Curled one out

Had a poo

'Ralph my puppy, curled one out while I ate my dinner. '

by W25kye September 23, 2017

Cumplete Nightmare

This one is a nightmare bro, don’t want this to happen to you bruh. Anyway, this starts off by you choking your chicken until you excrete ur man juice onto a soft tissue. You then go to dispose of said rag, but you trip over a foreign object bc it is dark af and 2am. Your cum rag splashes everywhere, including on your face. What else could go wrong?? Well.. Your mom, startled, scurries into the room to check if you are okay and she too becums covered in goo. This is a cumplete nightmare.

Miguel: Hey guy, have any plans for the weekend?

Antoine: Nah man, last night was a cumplete nightmare. Think I better lay low for a couple nights.

Miguel: What happened?

Antoine: I’d rather not say. I’m still tryna clean up the damage...

by Stoney69 February 27, 2020

Curdle Turtle

The state of vulnerability after a man nuts on his stomach and doesn’t have a rag on hand.

My mom walked into my room and caught me in a curdle turtle

by nigganaut June 9, 2020

cunple

People who are cunts simply by virtue of being at a place where you’d rather be alone or with just a few friends

I wish these cunple would fuck off

by mag4 June 18, 2020

Cumpleated

When you are fully depleted of semen.

Joe performed felacio on Gino until he was cumpleated.

by urdadsbussy69 March 29, 2022

jean curley

A pube that gets stuck in the threading of your jeans. It feels like a pinch causing tremendous pain as the day goes on.

Person 1: Wear those jeans tonight

Person 2: I can't those give me the worst jean curley

by Jeanius5 November 4, 2013