Carfing

Surfing the net for cars. Buying,selling,blogging,searching cars online.

He spent hours carfing online before finding his dream car.

by SleepyRyan January 23, 2011

Turd Curling

Turd Curling is the act of curling ones fingers into claws during an extended effort to remove a toilet punishing turd from one's bodily orifice.

I must've eaten too much cheese. I caught myself turd curling. I had to soak my hands in hot water for an hour to loosen them up from the locked position.

by The Masticator (Patrick Hayes) May 15, 2008

Curling

The ancient Scottish sport of curling has been called a hybrid of bowling and chess set on ice, but perhaps the closest analogy is shuffleboard. Two four-member teams slide 42-pound granite stones (the best of which come from a single quarry in Scotland) on a sheet of ice toward a target area. Teammates sweep the ice in front of the stone to help maneuver it towards the center target.
Each player on the team throws two stones during an "end," which is sort of like an inning in baseball. The team with the most points after 8 or 10 ends wins the match. Did I mention that you can knock your opponents' stones out of contention?

The name "curling" comes from the Old English verb "to curr," or growl. There's a fair amount of shouting during the game, as team members urge each other on while sweeping the ice in front of the stone.

This year, the British women's team gave their country its first Winter Olympics gold medal since 1984, while the Norwegian men's team upset the Canadian favorites.

Curling looks like a lot of fun, I wonder where I could try it in my area?

by Mr. Johnny April 15, 2005

curling one down

After having sex with a woman, while she is in the bathroom washing, you squat down and shit in her purse. IE curling shit and leaving it in the purse

Whe Im done with sex of any type, I curl a turd down and into the purse or bag of my partner. Curling one down

by masarasa May 27, 2008

curbing

The act in which a person (1) tries to pick up person (2), usually with intentions of getting to know them.
Person (2) will respond to them by telling person (1) that they are in a relationship, making it very clear to person (1) that they are not interested.

"Dude did you see how Jessica was curbing that guy?"

by iAMbaJan November 25, 2015

cough-cursing

when you cough and curse at the same time.very usefull for in-class curses.very easy to use when you are sick.

cough-cursing:

harry:dude i think my girlfriend's cheating on me!
paul:really why do you think that?
harry:she keeps on goping out every saturday and when she comes back she's always tired.
paul:what's her name again?
harry:jackie.
paul:wait jackie?jackie resse?
harry:yeah why?
paul:sorry to tell ya dude,she's cheating on both of us!
harry:what!!i'm dumping her.
paul:shush here she comes now.
jackie:hi boys,what's all the shouting about?
the boys:oh nothing,just somthing about the game a few night back.
jackie:ahh boys and their sports.
harry:*coughs*bitch.*coughs*two-timer
jackie:what?are you getting a cold it's the summer vacation
paul:yeah and he just gave it to me.*coughs*prostitute.
*coughs*hoe.
jackie:boy that's on loud hack.
both:oh and jackie.
jackie:yes?
both:never cheat on two best budds.
jackie:oh well it lasted a while.
paul:get out of my house.

by hacker! June 8, 2009

curling

Curling: the favorite past-time of a northern minnesotan/canadian physics professor's housewife.

push...sweep, sweep, sweep. Watch physics in action.

Let's go curling, I feel like sweeping the ice.

by Stephanie Hagen January 13, 2008