Curdler

When a girl has sex with someone and the boy cums inside her and then she puts off having a shower for a few days leaving traces of cum inside her which makes her a Curdler.

'Oh that girl smells of cum...she must be a Curdler.'

'That girls a Curdler, she had sex with Tom at that party on friday night and she still hasn't had a shower and its sunday!!'

by Corah April 24, 2007

curbed

Past tense of when you or someone else has been ditched, dumped, or otherwise "kicked to the curb".

Dude 1: Sheila dumped me last Saturday.

Dude 2: That's harsh man.

Dude 1: No shit. I got curbed and she didn't even give me a reason.

by Bulldog6 September 8, 2009

Sperm Curdler

Very ugly girl - so ugly she would curdle your sperm.

1st dude -"look at that sperm curdler over there - wouldn't touch that without serious beer goggles"
2nd dude -"Fuckin moose man - too right"

by street smeg May 6, 2005

Curtle

A Curtle is created when a cat shags a turtle. There are not many cases, but one outspoken turtle came out of its shell claiming to have been raped by a cat - resulting in a curtle. Curtle's have the main body of the cat, turtle tail and head, with fury turtle legs. The shell is inside it around its heart, so this is one resistant little fucker - in short, you can drive over it, kick it or even have your retarded half-brother smash it against a tree - it will live on and hunt you down - slowly...

Holy freakin shit - curtle!
Frank...Frank! Look, its a cat shagging a turtle!

by Mr. Dierickx October 20, 2008

curler

When you take a shit and it curls around the bowl in a "C" shape.

Damn, that's the third curler Erm took today. That Colonix shit he drinks must really work!

by zeusypoo October 24, 2009

Curdle My Nurdle

Sarah, Shannon, Ashley, Michaela, Grace, Katie, Caroline's favorite catch-phrase

...It means to have a nurdle that has curdled, or spoiled, like milk. A nurdle is a pen.....you can finish that, mikay/. Rats!

"She curdled my nurdle. Naked." Curdle My Nurdle

by DonnaRickTerri January 15, 2010

Tom Curley

while doing a girl in the ass there is some anal leakage and it gets stuck in your pubic hairs

Dude! I was doin large marge up the ass last night and she had a bad case of the shits and gave me one nasty tom curley.

by UDman05 May 6, 2009