cuntastrophe

A catastrophic event that occurs as a result of someone's cuntish (selfish, mean, horrible) actions.

I can't believe that she broke the TV when she threw her shoe at it, what a cuntastrophe.

by Olia March 23, 2008

cuntacious

cunt like behaviour. As in a woman who is behaving like a cunt.

I can't believe how cuntacious your girlfriend was to me tonight

by Erik Berry October 18, 2008

contact depression

talking or being around some one so depressed you your self get depressed

melanie: im so depressed from life, it's just pointless to go on i can't stand it.

everyone within 5 feet of her : THANKS FOR GIVING US A CONTACT DEPRESSION NOW WE NEED TO GO FIND SUMTHING TO CHEER US UP

by Vash Maverick April 26, 2010

cuntastrophy

1) A disgusting, disaster of a vagina.
2) An utter cluster fuck of a calamity, usually involving a number of females.

1) I removed Susan's trousers to discover a cuntastrophy.
2) The result of the wrong turn I took at the gym, the one which led me into the girls rugby team's shower room, was a horrifying cuntastrophy.

by blakeibus November 1, 2006

ContactRaptor76

He is a great fortnite player.... in fortcraft and when he joins fortnite he says that this was a copy cat of fortcaft because he is a piece of shit who suffers from tinnitus and always thinks were whistling and he used to play with MrTop5 and always clickbaits with him and is in the future in season 8 and is making a vid right now go check out his 5 subscribers channel called xXFaZeKidAhmedPlayzCoolKidGamerYTXx

ContactRaptor76 is my greatgreat granmas husbands brother's girlfriends sister's new step cousins sex partner`

by CoolKidThatLovesToHaveGirls February 4, 2019

Prolonged Eye Contact

An ancient sign to ward off evil, invented by Bo Burnham.

That kid just got vaporized when John made prolonged eye contact with him.

by Some Lonely Loser November 3, 2019

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022