Porking someone really, really aggressively in the arse. So much so that one could easily imagine the vertebrae in their spine being crushed making a rather pleasant warm feeling in my trousers... I mean a crunching sound in their spine. Sorry.
Down at the beach (probably alone), "Jesus! Look at how smooth her skin is. The one in the green bikini. I'd like to spine crunch her good and proper. Yeah, 'cos women are things."
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The greatest weapon known to man, created by a blacksmith of a different land, made with the resources of Japan, and is the partner of our deity, Kazuma-san
Named by Megumin, the daughter of Michael Bay
Named by Megumin, the daughter of Michael Bay
Person A: Bro! I have discovered the greatest weapon known to male, female, bisexual, homosexual, transexual, and pansexual, bro!
Person B: What is that bro?
Person A: It is Chunchunmaru, the sword of the deity of true gender equality and the king of pantsu thieves, Kazuma, bro!
Person B: What is that bro?
Person A: It is Chunchunmaru, the sword of the deity of true gender equality and the king of pantsu thieves, Kazuma, bro!
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Person 1: I'm almost done with this report! I'm so close to cinching the peet!
Person 2: Yeah, dude, cinch the peet!
Person 2: Yeah, dude, cinch the peet!
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Mighty Boosh S1 ep3 Saboo and Tony Harrison on a flying carpet:
Saboo: What are you going to do when we come to the crunch?
Tony Harrison: ohhhhhhh my word, are we back to the crunch?
Saboo: What are you going to do when we come to the crunch?
Tony Harrison: ohhhhhhh my word, are we back to the crunch?
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Aka Louis Tomlinson's son.
Aka Louis Tomlinson's son.
by that girl with the phone January 26, 2016
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