culver academy

Culver Academy is like the boarding school from diary of a wimpy kid. It’s for stubborn rich kids who need discipline, surrounded by a small town without the clear lake Maxinkuckee. It’s a good a place for vacations but not so much for a military school.

Culver Academy is a step up from your average public school of juul smokers and pot users. Welcome to hell

by ADAMLOVESCANDY January 28, 2019

culverized

To be incrusted or englazed with semen. To be covered in magma like cum

That young blonde was culverized on the casting couch; she did not make the directors cut.

by Von Krebs November 2, 2008

Calvert Hall College

"we're just smarter than you cardinals..."

^ this is what were talking about when we say you are stuck up

by russ May 10, 2005

Culverhouse

Out of Control Uselessness, able to fall asleep while being personally talked to by God Himself. Claiming to have a stable of bitches. Being stood up countless times by women in different states that send pictures of movie stars claiming its them. Gloating about how much of a pimp you are and having to deal with the fact that everyone finds out that you are a loser. Leaving countless generations with the label of Piece-of-shit-human-being-incapable-of-simple-tasks-as-wiping-his-ass.

Johnny got fired from Whevie's for being a Culverhouse.

by El Sancho Panda August 26, 2004

Calvert Hall

otherwise known as Trailer park, America. upon passing calvert hall you may mistake the school for a grocery store, but then as the students walk out you realize that their red and yellow jackets serve as uniforms for mcdonalds training school. being ugly and moderately retarded are the main requirements for admission, academic acheivement is ignored and will not affect your performance in their soon to be burger flipping career. its the school you go to when everywhere else sees you for the screw up you are.

Would you like to supersize your order today? They taught me to say that!

by Kervin April 30, 2005

calvert hall

I go to "CHC" so I know of the bad haircuts, crappy shoes (wallabees)or whatever, and the colors on clothes that are not meant for eyes. Yeah it's a good place for education and a even better place for you and your prep duesh friends to hang-out and listen to crap bands, and get super buzzed on coors light.

CHC guy1: Hey, look who got his new BMW from their mom.
CHCguy2: Wow dude, so did you do the homework?
CHCguy1: Nah dude, I don't care because mommy and daddy will pay for life!
CHCguy2: Nice dude, wanna skip class and go to Panaera?

by A+ April 28, 2005

Culver Check

A long last look in a location for any item that has invariably been left behind by accident.

There's no way you left it in the Uber, I Culver checked the entire back seat.

by Dr. Jellyfingers October 5, 2019