2 definitions by El Sancho Panda
Out of Control Uselessness, able to fall asleep while being personally talked to by God Himself. Claiming to have a stable of bitches. Being stood up countless times by women in different states that send pictures of movie stars claiming its them. Gloating about how much of a pimp you are and having to deal with the fact that everyone finds out that you are a loser. Leaving countless generations with the label of Piece-of-shit-human-being-incapable-of-simple-tasks-as-wiping-his-ass.
by El Sancho Panda August 26, 2004
Unintentional fart that cannot be suppressed or silenced. Qweef of unmatched greatness in smell as well as in volume. Smell constant in putredness and longevity, lasting up to three minutes in length. Usually leaving a stain or residue on the inner lining of the underwear.
by El Sancho Panda August 26, 2004