Spicy Cucumber

The act of putting hot sauce on a penis and having vaginal sex.

My vaginia still burns from your Spicy Cucumber.

by Frenchman86 August 13, 2016

Slap a clam with a cucumber

Slapping da puss with the D.

I slap a clam with a cucumber always.

by Mr.Jabloon May 31, 2017

cumcumber

What a cucumber is called when you plan on fucking it.

Thank goodness for those ice-cold cumcumbers I keep stocked in the fridge or I'd never get laid!

by bumbaleena July 3, 2011

cucumber

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, leeks.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

by Jake February 25, 2004

cucumber dick

A dick so fat in girth and long.

That asian guy has a pencil dick, while this black guy has a cucumber dick!

by hairywhale December 24, 2013

cucumber

A mess that isn't as big as a pickle.

"Oh snap, we're in a pickle."
"Naw, man. Don't sweat it, This is just a cucumber."

by Squirrel Overlord October 8, 2004

Cutecumbering

1. The art of choosing an appropriate cucumber for masturbation from the fruit shop or grocery store.

Brad: What are you doing today?
Katrina: I'm off for a wax and then going cutecumbering.
Brad: Sweet. Have fun and bring some home for me.

by Mildred Beeverhausen June 12, 2009