cryptoporn

A porn movie with a plot (usually relatively long) which ends up with a short but intensive sex-action.

I am watching cryptoporn at the moment. Damn, my balls will explode if they don't start fucking in seconds!

by mariahcarey1111112 June 15, 2010

Cryptopornography

1. The action of being on a FaceTime call, skype, or any other form of video call and attempting to have sexual intercourse through the screen. Usually results in awkward moaning, licking of the camera, and possible cock and ball torture.
2. A porno that has a real plot, yet ends in hot sexy time.

"Hey babe, we should try some cryptoporn together"
"Sure hottie, just slip that phone in that coochie"
"moan, moan, uh, uh"
"this cryptopornography shit smacks no cap cuh"

by joshsmacks May 20, 2019

cryptophile

one who loves crypts unsketchily

Melissa has this strange obsession with tombs, she's such a cryptophile

by Dezzy <3 March 12, 2008

CryptopsyBodom

a skilled DDR player in the midatlantic area. Has over 200 AAAs

CryptopsyBodom has a lot of AAs

by UnknownDidderPlayr November 14, 2004

Cryptopsychology

the study of unknown psychological entities such as gods, elder beings, and anything beyond human understanding.

Cthulhu has begun to awaken, so the government called in a professor of cryptopsychology.

by IDKletmebe June 27, 2024

cryptopathy

a disease of unknown or obscure origin.

He is a nimblewit but has a problem-he is suffering from a cryptopathy.

by uttam maharjan March 31, 2010

cryptosecurity

A financial security backed by cryptographic technology

Because shares in the company gave rights to company profits, and the shares were traded on the block chain, Joan's coin was a cryptosecurity

by happy_clown_capital November 27, 2017