A porn movie with a plot (usually relatively long) which ends up with a short but intensive sex-action.
I am watching cryptoporn at the moment. Damn, my balls will explode if they don't start fucking in seconds!
by mariahcarey1111112 June 15, 2010
Get the cryptoporn mug.1. The action of being on a FaceTime call, skype, or any other form of video call and attempting to have sexual intercourse through the screen. Usually results in awkward moaning, licking of the camera, and possible cock and ball torture.
2. A porno that has a real plot, yet ends in hot sexy time.
2. A porno that has a real plot, yet ends in hot sexy time.
"Hey babe, we should try some cryptoporn together"
"Sure hottie, just slip that phone in that coochie"
"moan, moan, uh, uh"
"this cryptopornography shit smacks no cap cuh"
"Sure hottie, just slip that phone in that coochie"
"moan, moan, uh, uh"
"this cryptopornography shit smacks no cap cuh"
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