Croutsnatch

Croutsnatch: To snatch the earlobe of a German war veteran

I croutsnatched that old Nazi 4 times before he died

by thephantomdoodler August 19, 2009

cratus

the area between a mans ass hole and nut sack.
see also taint

the heat is hot, there's no heat greater. the ding dang sun is burnin my cratus.

by Ubermob August 4, 2011

Crouse-Dick

A serious genital health condition in which a crusty layer of rotten skin completely covers a man's penis rendering him incapable of penetrating a vagina.

"Damn.. He's got a serious case of Crouse-Dick."

"Stay away from Eric, he's got Crouse-Dick"

by swedishmegma July 27, 2016

croushorn

A awesome person! They are humorous,cute, and charming. An overall great soul mate.

"Look at Croushorn picking up all the girls dude"

"I know right!"

by Turtle Boi 69 November 11, 2019

Croustibat

Croustibat is a funny word commonly use in between two friends. It is meant to be an inside joke. It is also featured in french marketing as chicken strips.

Maëva: Hey bestie I just thought of a funny word?
Gabrielle: Oh yeah and what is it?
Maëva: It's croustibat!
Gabrielle: Wow it is indeed extremely funny, let's use it at any moment! Even if it is inappropriate.

by Maeva167 January 20, 2021

COTUS

Congress of the United States. Like POTUS and SCOTUS, but COTUS

I want to run for COTUS!

by Natty Z September 4, 2021

croush

one of them

- He's a dirty crousher.

- I haven't had a good croush in a long time

by bigcrousher July 30, 2022