crocus

to be in disarray

"My focus is all crocus" when you are confused

by Shane Anderson September 28, 2003

crousti

Adjective
Short for " croustillant "
Said of someone or something that is insanely hot.
Being crousti is a state of mind, a staggering way of acting nonchalant and composed. That under any circumstances.
Can be used at anytime, from grocery shopping at Target to reading I-D while eating pinkberry.

Antonym : fat britney, poor thing, assistant

" Britney is so crousti these days "
" OMG, i know "

or

" Hot D. got fat... that's so not crousti "

or

" Mary, has the croustiest vagina "

or

" the last episode from the hills was so crousti"

or

" Mariah just did the croustiest sound check ear-finger touch "

or

" Lindsay's rehab was so not crousti, full of nobodies... i feel so sorry for her "

by Craquel-Bijou January 7, 2009

croogus

A cretin-like person with the attributes of having an arched back and foul mouth, whose primary aim is to cause mayhem amongst his peers and become a nuisance to everybody.

"Why is he acting like such a croogus!"

by GRAPHDES December 27, 2015

Crouse-Dick

A serious genital health condition in which a crusty layer of rotten skin completely covers a man's penis rendering him incapable of penetrating a vagina.

"Damn.. He's got a serious case of Crouse-Dick."

"Stay away from Eric, he's got Crouse-Dick"

by swedishmegma July 27, 2016

croushorn

A awesome person! They are humorous,cute, and charming. An overall great soul mate.

"Look at Croushorn picking up all the girls dude"

"I know right!"

by Turtle Boi 69 November 11, 2019

Croustibat

Croustibat is a funny word commonly use in between two friends. It is meant to be an inside joke. It is also featured in french marketing as chicken strips.

Maëva: Hey bestie I just thought of a funny word?
Gabrielle: Oh yeah and what is it?
Maëva: It's croustibat!
Gabrielle: Wow it is indeed extremely funny, let's use it at any moment! Even if it is inappropriate.

by Maeva167 January 20, 2021

Coogus

A coogus forms when a man pees so hard, his urethra actually extends from his body towards the toilet

After 16 beers, I peed so hard my coogus was showing

by Special name March 20, 2021