dirty crouton

A dirty crouton is a person liked by very few, and the person who probably made out with your ex and has fucked a vegetable once or twice.

Oh god that dirty crouton who made out with a guava almost touched me

by Notadirtycrouton123 August 13, 2016

The crouton

When you take a French baguette, shove it up a girls vagina until she cums and then eat it.

I didn’t only toss that bitches salad, I gave her the crouton too

by Chroncat July 12, 2018

Bellybutton Crouton

When a man ejaculates into his own bellybutton and leaves it to dry for an extended period of time. Once dried he then proceeds to eat it as a last resort snack.

Danny, after being stranded in the Sahara Desert, ate all 7 of his bellybutton croutons to satisfy his hunger.

by Hammy Sausages June 22, 2019

Lara Crofting

The act of reaching in and exploring everything you can.

My girl wanted to try somethin' new, so she sent me Lara Crofting.

by The Wickers March 24, 2020

pierce the crouton

to engage in coitus while nomming on some salad dressing...if you know what I mean.

"Man, that Dalicious is bangin. Are you gonna pierce the crouton wit her tonight?"
"Helllllll to the yaaaaaa dawg"

by dacrouton January 31, 2012

Vaginal Crouton

A small brownish green growth that lies on the outer lips of a cheesy and yeast infected vaginal canal. Upon sitting for months, the growth hardens into a delicious and crunchy crouton. Often, when ripe, the crouton can be plucked for the beginnings of a prized collection. (Often dipped in MUNG for flavor).

Hey Enrique, look at the diameter of her vaginal crouton. Let's get a bib!

by David November 15, 2003

Ghetto Croutons

Seen at your typical road-side diner or coffee shop: crushing a pack of saltine crackers still in the wrapper, then carefully opening the pack and sprinkling the bits and crumbs over your greens. This is generally done after a light dusting of pepper and dressing has been added to your side salad.

Customer to Waitress:
Flo, you seem to have forgotten the imported, seasoned bread croutons atop my mixed green salad.

Waitress to Customer:
Jerome, have you lost your damn mind? This ain't no fine-dining establishment! Grab your ass some of them saltine crackers at the table and leave me alone fool.

Customer to Waitress:
Don't try to pass them Ghetto Croutons off on me!

by MTF February 15, 2009