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Crockblock

(n) Refusal of contact with an individual based solely on the fact that they are wearing Crocks (tm).
Check out that guy's shoes! What a total crockblock.

She was really cool until she crockblocked me with those shoes.
by Randy&Penni July 23, 2013
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crocodile thunder dick

Hot sexy slathered man with a rather large caucus
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crocophobia

The fear of the water/land shoe brand, croc. This could be triggered in many ways such as the wholes in the shoe creating fear of trypophobia, or the fact that a tanline of wholes can appear after wearing them in the sun. Crocophobia can fear people due to the the odd or funky shape of the croc, people affected with crocophibia can have a hate or disgust for crocs or croc supporters or people wearing them, the squeak of the rubber can flare up anxiety as well.
Wow i think they have crocophobia, do you see the way they are hating on my crocs?
by theycallmejuliandimsokewl July 22, 2019
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Crocogator

Also Crocagator or more rarely Allidile.
When you don't know if an animal is an alligator or a crocodile so you say this instead to avoid a lecture on the difference. Usually raises confusion and half of the time backfires anyway.
G1: Hey look at the crocogator.
G2: No that's a...wait, what?
by PenguinSurgeon August 8, 2019
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Sir Crocodile

Sir Crocodile, Mr. 0 a sexy ass former warlord of the sea with a super deep voice. Absolute daddy material. He uses the sand sand fruit and is very powerful.
“Sir crocodile is my daddy.”
“Sir crocodile is very powerful.”
by Chwicken February 23, 2021
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croco-attackhelisexualian

A makeshift satirical gender, only existing to parody other genders.
"Mom, Dad... I'm croco-attackhelisexualian."
"A what?"
"A CROCO-ATTACKHELISEXUALIAN!"
"The fuck is that? Are you gay? I always thought you were a little faggot."
"No, it's a makeshift satirical gender according to urban dictionary - so I thought I'd become it."
"How could we raise such a faggot?"
by Vodka Enthusiast October 25, 2020
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crocodi1e

A person on youtube that plays video games and will make you laugh because he talks to the people in the video games and about his daily life
"Do you know the power of cheese, think about it if you go to your friends house and your friend says want some brocoli and your like hell naw, then your friend says it has cheese on it your like , WHERE!!!" --crocodi1e
by fallout3freak March 29, 2010
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