guy: hey whos that girl over there *ow* *ow*
girl: oh yeah thats Cristina P, everyone likes her, everyone likes her
guy: i wish i had her
girl: oh yeah thats Cristina P, everyone likes her, everyone likes her
guy: i wish i had her
by guy November 9, 2004
The biggest douchebag of all time. Known by the financially independent and generally competent as a thief, scum, and corrupt bitch. Cristina Kirchner is known around the world for leading a countries economic status (Argentina) down the drain, along with the citizens and going to jail for corruption, still finding a way out of jail and returning the the God forsaken political stage to ruin the country more.
by The common Argentinan June 18, 2023
Ethan and Cristina! An amazing couple who will over come any obstacle! They're both super shy and awkward nut when they're together the shine! Ethan is stubborn, mature and to himself. Cristina is stubborn, childish and depending on the person out going! But when together and typically alone they're both loving and caring for one another! They bring the best out of each other! Ethan and Cristina both suffer from a dark past. Ethan has learned to put that behind him and move forward, but Cristina can't. She lets her past get her! Drives her into a weird spiral that only Ethan can get her out of! They are meant for each other! As long as they never stop loving one another and expressing that to each other they'll last forever and over come anything!
by Ain'tNothingButAGThing December 5, 2019
"Once upon a time there was mountain, and he liked to danced. He would dance all the time while the hills around him sang for him. His name was Billy."
-Taken from one of Critina's stories.
-Taken from one of Critina's stories.
by BUBBA February 23, 2005
by gutfjjbgy November 21, 2021
Usually a girl with a big pair of tits, nice round ass and beautiful blue eyes, she's hard to get, but once she is yours she will be loyal. She's totally a keeper, her blonde hair makes every man on earth go crazy.
by BigBerto97 February 25, 2014