Crimp Crimp

The act of pinching one's penis to the point of no return. The victim will no longer be able to walk, masturbate, ejaculate, become erect, or perform any sexual actions.

Kai gave a real bad Crimp Crimp to Will in the locker room. He was crying in pain for hours!

by ld0301 July 2, 2021

crimp midget

a small child, or short gansta african american.

a young child walking with his mom through the store is a crimmp midget. a car with a carseat or booster seat is a crimp midget mobile

by shane not nathaniel September 7, 2010

crimp one off

To take a sh*t and whilst it is midway through the batti, the 'crappee' sqeezes the ass muscle to cut it in half and leave the bathroom early.

"OMG! I'm late for my interview!!! Better crimp one off!"

by McCowboy July 20, 2006

crimp my style

having adverse affect upon one

you living here is "crimping my style"

by brad May 13, 2005

crimp midget mobile

a vehicle with a child's car seat or booster seat strapped into it.

my friend lets his little sister ride in her booster seat in the back of his crimp midget mobile.

by shane not nathaniel September 7, 2010

crimp cut

A special circumcision with the wacky zig-zag scissors from the 1990’s.

Girl one: did you see his dick?
Girl two: yeah. He had a crimp cut.

by MotoSP909 October 21, 2017

crimp on my pimp

Someone that cock blocks your moves with a girl.
A Player hater.

My ex put a crimp on my pimp with my boo.

by BeavisBungholio December 4, 2018