Cream Finger

When you get a epic head job which somehow leads to anal play...usually a finger in the rim or sometimes two...

Jenny was like a semon vacuum cleaner last night! ..and too add to the excitement, she rammed a finger up my bum for added pleasure leading to me blowing a milk shake on her face...wow, now that was a Cream Finger!!

by Fasteddie666 March 24, 2021

Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man

When a girl inserts a roll of quarters into a guys ass hole, then proceeds to jerk him off while he is squatting and his penis is aimed towards a paper cup (like the ones used to hold ice cream at the ice cream shop). When the guy cums into the cup, the pressure of the orgasm pushes the quarters out.

So just like the Olde Time Ice Cream guys, you get a cup full of cream and change back!

Girl, my man be smilin' like a fat kid at Baskin' Robins. All because I gave him a "Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man", ate the snack and spent the money!

by CountDisco October 22, 2012

Cramalot

A place of storage that is overflowing or crowded with collected items that one may or may not ever use again.
(mostly used in referral to a remote storage building or area)

I need to go to my Cramalot to find some winter clothes but it so full of stuff that it will take me at least an hour to find the right box

by Quilly the Porcupine April 29, 2009

grandfather eating ice cream

What post coital withdrawl looks like up close.

"Hey Margaret. What does THAT look like? I think it looks like your grandfather eating ice cream."

by Running out of patience February 5, 2007

Cream of Man Soup

A term used in the place of jizz. It is the mixture of semen and sperm that comes out of a man's penis.

*Guy getting head*
Guy: God I'm about to cum in your mouth
Girl: Fuck yes. Let me taste that Cream of Man Soup

by Brian Poontang June 8, 2014

Cream Cheese Toaster

When you are titty fucking a lady and just before you nut you squish her supple breasts together to hide the tip of your wiener and let your semen squeeze out the top like cream cheese out of a toaster.

So my lady asked me for some titty titty bang bang last night and I gave her a Cream Cheese Toaster.

by acidonion August 31, 2016

light cream

Milk. Just milk. Nothing sexual, just milk. Contrast with heavy cream.

Do you put light cream on your cereal or cereal on your light cream?

by Kartana1 May 9, 2020