Creeper Complex

A complex where someone sees everyone and everything as "awkward" or "creepy"--words they use about 50 times a day. They construe ordinary, benign strangers as foreign, distant, and obtrusive, and regard unusual events outside the realm of their own standards & norms with an unreasonable amount of incredulity, disdain, or even alarm. Because of this, they often become avoidant, hesitant, and isolated in public situations, and so ironically, they become the most awkward and creepy people. Their construal of other people becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy when everyone meets their awkwardness with avoidance and mistrust--everything characterized by a creeper. Thus, they really do live in a world of creepers with everything becoming "awkward" and "creepy", hence, the "Creeper Complex".

Dumb bitch with creeper complex: OMG, that person is so awkward! And look at that guy over there! He's being WAY too comfortable with himself, and I'm NOT okay with it. Where the hell are my friends.

Normal, upstanding group: (*talking to each other*) Who the hell is that dumb bitch over there? Can we go back to having a good time?

Bitch: (*seeing the group*) OMG those people just shot me a strange eye... They ARE creepy! (*flees*)

by CaptainNero July 13, 2009

Creep

A man or woman who breaks social rules in an odd or obsessive way. Usually undesirable, clearly obsessed and somewhat pathetic.

"this creep keeps staring at me, and he drove past my house last night"

by Lalacupcakelala October 12, 2011

Creep Mode

When an etling drinks heavily and begins to creep on chicks. The eyes of "the creeper" get larger and remain open for a long period of time as they scan the area for potential prey(young women). The creeper may not know he is being watched, but even if they are they will continue on the hunt. You might see the creep stroking drunk girls hair, rubbing their faces, or staring aggressively at them from across the room or around a corner. Creep mode is usually initiated after the consumption of more than 5 beers in a short amount of time. The only way to deactivate the creep mode is to return the creeper back to its home or to remove him from the presence of drunk females. Creep mode is not contagious, but can often be seen in subjects at local parties.

Hey, look at Rob rubbin that bitches leg.
Wait... is she sleepin?
Yea, he's in creep mode again.

by Calvin Bundy January 18, 2008

Christmas creep

A phenomenon where the Christmas season starts earlier and earlier each year.

If they don't keep the Christmas creep under control, the season will start in June before we know it.

by quackle April 19, 2005

Creeper Dad

A dad puts on sun glasses to check out his daughter's friends when they are at the pool.

Can you believe Dani's dad, he is always watching us when we are at the pool. He's a total Creeper Dad.

by Knucklehead Shrimpy April 26, 2010

negative creep

A creep, who's negative.

I'm a negative creep.
I'm a negative creep.
I'm a negative creep.
And i'm stoned.

by chives42 October 10, 2007

Creeper

So way back in the mine
Got our pickaxe swingin' from side to side (side to side)
This task a grueling one
Hope to find some diamonds tonight (night, night)
Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up
Total shock fills your body
Oh no it's you again
I can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes
Cause baby tonight
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again
Cause baby tonight
You grab your pick shovel and bolt again (bolt again)
And run, run
Until it's done, done
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
Cause baby tonight
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again (stuff again)
Just when you think you're safe
Overhearsome hissing from right behind (right behind)
That's a nice life you have
Shame it's got to end at this time, time, time, time
Blows up, and your health bar drops and you could use a 1-up
Get inside don't be tardy
So now you're stuck in there
Half a heart is left but don't die, die, die

Cause baby tonight
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again
Cause baby tonight
You grab your pick shovel and bolt again (bolt again)
And run, run
Until it's done, done
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
Cause baby tonight
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again (stuff again)
Creepers, ya mine, haha
Dig up diamonds, craft those diamonds, make some armor
Get it baby, go and forge that like you so, mlg pro
The sword's made of diamonds, so come at me bro
Ha, training in your room under the torch light
Hone that form to get you ready for the big fight
Every single day in the whole night
Creeper's out prowlin', (Whoo), alright
Look at me, look at you
Take my revenge that's what I'm gonna do
I'm a warrior baby, what else is new
And my blade's gonna tear through you
Bring it
Cause baby tonight
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again
(Get your stuff, yea let's take back the world, haha)
Cause baby tonight
You grab your sword, armor and go (it's on)
Take your revenge (woo)
So fight, fight
Like it's the last, last
Night of your life, life show them your bite (woo)
Cause baby tonight
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again
Cause baby tonight
You grab your pick shovel and bolt again (bolt again)
And run, run
Until it's done, done
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
Cause baby tonight
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again (woo)

by kwozont & caik January 5, 2021