criminally pagal

another term for the criminally insane

Man, what you're doing is criminally pagal.

by El_Scorcho August 27, 2003

Quote Criminal

A person who doesn't think of their own jokes, and instead repeats funny lines from popular comedies. Quote criminality heavily coincides with overuse of the internet, and too many stacks of DVDs in the perps apartment. Dave Chappelle, Family Guy, Napolean Dynamite, Ali G., and Monty Python are all regular tools of the quote criminal.

"'I'm Rick james, bitch!' 'Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow...'"
"Jeff, stop being such a goddamn quote criminal!"
"Very nice!"
"Alright, I'm leaving."

"I left the party because these quote criminals got drunk and started acting out entire Monty Python routines. Ugh!"

by GullibleZine October 16, 2006

Smooth Criminal

1) The seventh track on Michael Jackon's Bad album. A "fantasy" song that is, what Thriller is to Thriller, to Bad. Thriller took you to zombie land. Smooth Criminal reminds you Sunday was a black day and has you wondering whether Annie is okay now.

2) One of the most amazingly choreographed music videos ever by the King of Pop, Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson is a smooth criminal in his music video. In reality, he's "smooth but not criminal".

by rolling_star October 24, 2010

Boston Creaming

When you buy a Boston Cream donut from Tim Hortons, warm it up in your microwave and stick your dick in that warm, creamy goodness.

Me and the boys went ice fishing eh and our balls almost froze off eh, so we went Boston Creaming.

by Klaxo January 28, 2021

Creampalm

A racial slur for a person of African decent. It's based on the fact that their palms are much paler than the rest of their skin.

"That creampalm stole my bike."
"Damn creampalms snatched up all my oreos"
"That nigger's hands are like an open-faced oreo"

by Black Panthers November 25, 2011

Criminality

better than da hood and the streets
katana OP but shotgun OPer

beta: "OMG YOU'RE ON KOS"
chad: oh bash! unfortunately i am trash at this game.
beta: "rage quits"
beta: "CRIMINALITY SUCKS"

by boboisgud June 17, 2021

criminal mastermind

Criminal Mastermind:
1)The mastermind or kingpin of the criminal operations. If taken out of the loop the operation will fail.

2)To be the one who creates the blueprints or schemes of the crimes.

1)Cop1: We need to stop this drug ring down in compton
Cop2: Good idea. I'll go undercover and find the criminal mastermind

2)Criminal1:Hey man how are we going to break into the bank?
Criminal mastermind:We sneak in through the ducts at 12 am, here are the blueprints.

by Mysterious Man #6854 June 13, 2005