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crackhead crafting

When one finds that the act of “crafting” or making something takes place at odd hours of the night.
“Megan said that she was sewing more bags at 2am, she was crackhead crafting again.”
by Sexy Mama Potato November 15, 2019
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Crunting

Lets ask Braden how his Crunting went last week!

It’s crunting season bois
by Hahakeepemup October 22, 2019
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Cranking a semi

Having half an erection at the thought of something quite arousing. Not quite full blown but at the same time not quite a flopster.

Other words can be used in replacing cranking, including:

-Nursing
-Pending
-Streaming
etc.
The girl walked by and the boy smiled, only when she looked at him with disgust did he realise he had been cranking a semi.

Ted studdied the Bellaby Continuum with pleasure before realising he was cranking a semi.
by twkomg June 24, 2008
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crating

the act of bringing a crate into a colege dorm shower to sit on while masterbating.
John: "hey Rudy, what are you doing with that crate?"
Rudy: "I've been pretty frustrated lately, so im going crating. Now get outa that shower, i need to use it."
by The Driller Miller October 11, 2006
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Craning

The act of somebody actively pretending to be minding their own business and diligently completing their own work, but in reality sticking their head out, like a crane, and copying their predator's hard work and claiming it to be their own.
Damn't Dylan, Quit craning my friggin homework!
by cranemaster123 May 19, 2014
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cranking the birch tree

Slang for male masturbation, originated in Hanson, Massachusetts.
I walked in the locker room and there was Ben cranking the birch tree to no avail.
by SlapStickSlappy May 9, 2009
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Cranking Units

What began as Edmonton-speak for ‘drinking beers’, has evolved into an entire culture.

Anything can be a unit, and usually it’s crankable, sometimes the unit even cranks itself and you need to crank it before it cranks you. Sometimes you crank the units and later on the units crank back (ie a hangover).

Unit Classification System - Crankology. 101

Type 1 Units

- Instant gratification units. Require little effort to crank, with high pleasure payoff.

- Ex: cocaine, liquor.

Type 2 Units

- Units that require some effort to crank, with potentially great rewards.

- Ex: mushrooms, ayahuasca, changa.

Type 3 Units

- Units that crank you, but in the long run allow you to crank even more units.

- Ex: psychedelic ego death, vaccines, getting lost in the forest and discovering your spirit animal after days of dehydration and delirium.

Type 4 Units

- Food units. Calories are eventually required for even the most veteran of greeblers.

- Ex: Rave pizza.

Type 5 Units

- Units that need to leave the body. Bodily function units.

- Ex: crank a piss, bro!

Type 6 Units

- Mystery Units. Units found, effects unknown until cranked.

Ex: powdery substance snorted off greebly shag rug.

Type 7 Units

- Adrenaline units. Units that activate internal adrenaline system for sake of excitement and cheap thrills!

Ex: fire spinning, sky diving, BDSM kinks.

Type 8 Units

Sexual pleasure units.

Ex: cranking your nut butter all over your babe (with consent).
*Looks at empty beer box* “bro did we crank all those unes?”

“I went to help my friend build a fence but then we just started cranking units instead”

“When I birthed my child I was in labour for 12 hours”
“Damn, that’s cranking a unit for sure”

“Love une/ love yoon”

“Don’t forget to use your manners, say please and crank une”

What is life, but a unit cranked?”
by anonymous November 18, 2021
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