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Crackerdakalaphalous 

It killed the niggasuarus in a knife fight went extict because of the lolersaurus laser
the Crackerdakalaphalous will kill the niggasaurus

cracker jack

A tasty treat consisting of popcorn, peanuts and a caramel candy coating. It's sold in old-school boxes (which come in a three pack) and although the primary consumers are young children, it's invariably located on the top shelf of the supermarket isle. Every box comes with a prize -- usually a little puzzle, temporary tattoo, or a valid Georgia driver's license.
Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd.
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack...
cracker jack by O2L February 2, 2006

CrackerJacking 

When you slightly apply a thick coat of peanut butter around your penis then gently place saltine crackers and spread them over the tip and bottom of your cock sandwiching them and spread jelly lightly on a girls outter pussy lips .

Thrusting your saltine coated cock inside her mashing the saltines as you sing and chant the peanut butter jelly song thrusting at the pace of the song

If you don't have peanut butter you can always substitute with nutella only you have to sing chocolate rain instead .
Ex. Damn Jenny is so bad I would love to crackerjack her and show her some peanut butter jelly time

Me and Paulina were crackerjacking their were crumbs fucking everywhere

Crackerlac

Mann check out slim shady in his new crackerlac
Crackerlac by BigR313 September 7, 2011

crapperjack 

Crapperjack: an expression of dissapointment. Like when you open a box of Crackerjack's and get a really crappy 2 cent prize that is worse than the rest of the 2 cent prizes.
Crapperjack! I swear his 'package' looked bigger at the bar...now i'm stuck with this short short man.

Crapperjack!!! I've slept with 4 men over the age of 60 and I STILL haven't been given a promotion in this worthless company!
crapperjack by James March 6, 2004

crackerjap 

one of bothe anglo-saxon and japanese decent
Sean Lennon is a crackerjap.
crackerjap by brewski February 3, 2004