Craycist

Somebody who dislikes crayfish

She is such a craycist, oh well, more crayfish for us then.

by Macdaddee June 21, 2017

cramista

Cramista is the coolest person you will ever meet. On top of this, she is drop dead gorgeous. She also is very competitive and gets triggered often. Above all, she has an extreme hatred for Cats.

Bobby:"I hung out with Cramista today."
Loui: "No way!"

by TheatricalNerd June 10, 2018

Crackstracted

/krakˈstraktɪd/🔊
Adjective • The mental and physical state of a person who is distracted to the extent of essentially paralytic proportions due to being completely consumed by thoughts, plans or actions perceived by the person to be of critical importance.

Adverb • Unable to complete (or often begin) general basic tasks required for living because/untill other seemilngly more urgent yet ultimately irrelevant tasks are completed meticulously, specifically due to ones current intoxicated state.

Example 1 • John didn't make it to Mary's birthday party because he was too crackstracted and spent the entire night looking for lingerie online that he imagines Mary will wear for him if he purchases it as a birthday present for her.

Example 2 • Mary was dissapointed because she wore no panties in anticipation of John's arrival however she enjoyed her birthday with her other friends who were uncrackstracted.

Example 3 • Man, I am so crackstracted right now! I haven't even fed the kids dinner yet and it's already 2am ...been too busy contributing to Urban Dictionary 😅

by LaedyFuckYeah November 2, 2018

Cracksterbate

Masturbating on crack

Last night at the party I went into the bathroom and cracksterbated.

by Dr. Anthony fernadando III November 11, 2019

crackstanker

A little shit whose drunk all the time

Ah chris stop being a crackstanker

by Crackstanker January 25, 2021

Crackstyle

A photograph where someone is posed next to a visible asscrack. Most common in largely packed venues for a particular competitive card game.

Some fatass neckbeard didn't pull his pants all the way up so, naturally, we took a Crackstyle photo to commemorate our time in Virginia

by BozoNightmare November 24, 2022

CRACKSTITUTE

A prostitute that works for crack, or a woman that gives herself up for crack.

“There goes that crackstitute again.”

by Naomiscvnt July 1, 2024