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Cranberry

1-An area outside of Pittsburgh that happens to suck more than any black hole ever could.

2-A suicide inducing school district where the yuppie kids spend their parent's money on drugs and vehicles causing an overabundance of horse power and an alarming shortage of common sense on the road.
"Want to go to Cranberry Twp, PA?"
"No, I would rather slam my penis in an over door!"
by Pervenu April 28, 2005
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The Cranberries

Possibly the most rad-est band in the whole entire world...
by Lizz "-) September 4, 2003
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cranalanalitis

Derives from the words cranium, meaning 'head', and anus, meaning 'ass'.

A possibly genetically inherited and chronic mental(/physical) disorder, in which one's head becomes so far up their ass, it leads to delusional thinking and insistence that they are always right, regardless of their friend's/family's input on their life decisions, when in fact a normally sane person or former case may interpret their actions/statements/beliefs (of their such actions) as, in fact, retarded.
Man: "Yeah, she left me, took the kids, took up drinking and anorexia, saying I'm the reason she's depressed, turned bisexual, and is still seeing another woman, and she told me to leave, saying she doesn't want me 'to put a bad influence on her kids'"

Friend: "Wow thats a serious case of cranalanalitis"

Man: "Tell me about it..."
by boardercrosser January 15, 2008
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Cranberry Farmer

When a man puts his testicles on a woman's vagina whilst she is on her period.
That chick is hella kinky, she was on her period, so I gave her a cranberry farmer.
by Propaganda78 December 11, 2009
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That's CraAzy!

Made famous by Tracy Morgan in a sketch on SNL called 'Brian Fellow's Safari Planet'. He plays Brian Fellow, a tv host with a sixth grade education and apparently a stock of shiny lip gloss.
Did you see that goat? He had devil eyes. That's CraAzy!!

or

Did you see that fuzzy bug? He was CraAzy! If I had a bug like that, I'd make a coat out of him!
by catercow November 23, 2004
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Cran

Stop it you fucking cran
by Bigm11 April 23, 2019
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CranbrookDeer

The most ghetto-ass deer you will ever find living in the neighborhood of Cranbrook. He defends his lover Kesha with all his strength and will beat the shit out of anyone who messes with her. Don't Fuck with the deer, or He'll Fuck you up. Real Talk Nigga.
Dog: "Damn she fine!"

CranbrookDeer: "The fuck you just say to me dog, I'll fuck you up. Don't Run Niqqa. PUMP PUMP KILL BITCH. 12 12 12 Nigga 12"
by PumpActionShotgun January 7, 2012
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