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Creme brulee 

When you vomit your insides all over a sink or bathroom floor, forming a nice even coat... like a creme brulee.
Drank too much jager last night... ended up creme brulee-ing all over the toilet floor.
Creme brulee by analslayer March 22, 2017

Crème De La Penis 

Male ejaculate; typically used instead of words such as "cum" or "jizz". Predominantly used ironically or comedicly to mock pretentious vocabulary.
I didn't "juzzle his cum", I indulges in his Crème de la penis.
Crème De La Penis by DaddyDroid9000 December 30, 2018

creme filled pie 

A girls vagina when she is cumming or wet.Or white stuff is coming out of it looking like creme.Or when they have sex and the guy cums in her vagina.
:D
Guy:Im horny.

Girl:Eat my creme filled pie.
:3

creme brulee 

The act of taking a shit without wiping your ass and then letting it dry and harden on your cheeks before, later in the day, performing a subsequent shit that must break through the crusty layer to escape.
I was running late for work and didn't have time to wipe so I decided to creme brulee it instead.
creme brulee by Beagle81 March 18, 2014

creme de la

the best weed around. creme de la creme for long. creme for extra short.
Dude, i'm so H'd off this creme de la!! it's so DANK! I can't even see
creme de la by Killa Coz October 21, 2010

creme egger 

A person who kisses like your mouth is the inside of the popular easter egg.
"So, how was Bob at kissing?"
"He was a RIGHT Creme Egger!!"
creme egger by emily laura May 7, 2005