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it's an operation done to a person became unconscious due to something bad happened to it, by this he starts to recover consciousness and brought to life again.
We are going to give all our staff a course about how to do Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation, (CPR) in emergency cases
by Nabeel, January 15, 2008
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CPR Dick Suck

CPR Dick Suck is a process in which a mans dick is sucked to give it CPR, reviving it.
I need to revive petes dick. I need to suck it. Yummy CPR Dick Suck.
by Benis lover February 17, 2022
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misery X cpr

The legendary mix of the songs CPR by cupcakKe and Misery by maroon 5. It can also be mixed with the song apple bottom jeans and that one reeses puffs song.
Person 1: yo whats your favourite song
Person 2: misery x CPR
Person 1: go fuck yourself
by applsauz :3 August 5, 2023
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cpr x misery

a tiktok song that is VERY EXPLICIT
CPR X MISERY BEST PART
Tight as a vi^^^n boy don’t get nervous (tight)
I’m here to serve you customer service (right)
I save d^^k by giving it CPR (I save d^^k by giving it CPR, YES)
Put my mouth on it like CPR (let’s make p^^^ and watch it on VCR)
by ichxco February 11, 2022
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Two-Handed CPR

What you get when you cross a guy named luigi and dog porn. Also called masterbation, Spankin the Monkey, or winer washing.
Man i cant belive you walked in your your dad when he was doin two-handed CPR
by Scott Stpehens February 25, 2004
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Fish Needs Urgent CPR

My Fish needs urgent CPR, she said seductively.
by filthyA January 26, 2022
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misery cpr reeses puffs two trucks

when you and your 3 other friends are all having a crisis at the same time
medic:so let me be and I'll set you free I am in misery
scout:two trucks having sex two trucks having sex
pyro:tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous Im here to serve you customer service
sniper:reeses puffs reeses puffs eat em up eat em up eat em up eat em up
thiz is what we call misery cpr reeses puffs two trucks. Ik, wacky
by raybeez February 22, 2022
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