diet-coker

An overweight person prone to order all types of fatty foods but concludes with a diet coke at the end of the request.

She's a diet-coker -- she ordered the triple-cheese lasagna, large onion rings, and a side of cole-slaw -- and of course, a medium diet-coke.

by donkeykongdick January 15, 2008

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anal bum cover

1. (n). a sheet that covers the anus.
2. (v). a category that is misinterpet from "An Album Cover" from SNL.

Deal. Let's take Anal Bum Cover for $400. - Sean Connery

by Josh Taylor June 21, 2006

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cum & cover

after bustig a phat load,you cover the crime scene with your boxers istead of cleaning up the mess

JBooog quickly cummed & covered as his mom walked in the room.

by june bug October 27, 2003

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Gut Cover

Anything used to mask or hide the existence of your gut.

I was sitting on the couch and used a pillow as a gut cover.

I untuck my shirt in the front so as to make people think it's just an untucked shirt and not all gut.

I wear a t-shirt in the pool as a gut cover.

Women are lucky because if they have large boobs, it pulls the shirt out beyond their gut, doing 2 things: 1) providing an effective gut cover and 2) providing a distraction to pull the eyes away from the gut cover to stare at the ample tittlery.

Sweaters that are ribbed at the waist provide an excellent gut cover.

All overweight male porn stars should quit. However, if they must work in porn, please always make them wear a t-shirt as a gut cover.

Women in porn who wear a garter belt as a gu(n)t cover... it doesn't work, we can still see that In-N-Out buger on your gunt. Especially with the arrival of HD porn.

Folding your arms over your belly while you are sitting down makes a terrible gut cover. Stop doing that.

by -HEF- September 20, 2009

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