An A.I construct in the Halo universe modeled after Dr. Hasley one of the main people involved in the SPARTAN project, Cortana is the most advenced A.I. in the entire Halo universe, she even hacks into UNSC(military) data if she has too. She is usually partnered up with Master Chief SPARTAN-117, she was stationed before that on a ship named the Pillar Of Autumn, where she was the ships navigator as most A.I constructs are, she is stored on The Chief in a special layer of his suit witch allows her to help his brain reflexes reach his limbs, making him faster than his normal enhanced speed, she is inserted through the helmet, but that is only where her holodisk stays, whle she spreads to every part of the chief's nueral interface, she even helps him with his radar.
by Spikan January 29, 2006
Get the Cortana mug.Cortney is too many times mistaken as Courtney, Kourtney, etc. Cortney is kind and loving, though may have some opposing thoughts on why the color red is favorable. She is a fun person, and a great companion when it comes to it. She's fun loving, and artistic in more than one sense. Don't bug a Cortney or she might freak out on you (req. citation). Cortney's tend to have beautiful eyes and smiles, and damn-soft hair. When you encounter a Cortney DO NOT try flirting, she won't be interested, but she'll be friendly. Act as a friend but don't hide your self, you want to be as much of you as possible. Though you might not succeed in wooing her, you can end up as great friends with a good future.
Guy: "Hey, Cortney"
Cortney: "Hey {guy}"
Guy: "Beautiful weather here, though you're much nicer to be with"
Cortney: *Looks a little uncomfortable* "Ummm, thanks"
Guy: *Feeling stupid* "Wait, that didn't make much sense"
Cortney: *Playfully* "I noticed, though you shouldn't try too hard to think about it, you might get a headache"
Cortney: "Hey {guy}"
Guy: "Beautiful weather here, though you're much nicer to be with"
Cortney: *Looks a little uncomfortable* "Ummm, thanks"
Guy: *Feeling stupid* "Wait, that didn't make much sense"
Cortney: *Playfully* "I noticed, though you shouldn't try too hard to think about it, you might get a headache"
by Xenospheric Enterprise August 16, 2011
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The girls are hot, reckless, and get fucking hammered on the reg
Hit up 8 monroe, 100 tompkins, or 96 Groton on a friday or saturday night and your guaranteed to not remember the last 5 hours of your night, which probably involved stumbling down to main street and walking into bars like Dark Horse or Stone Lounge.
Oh yeah and class is completely optional
The girls are hot, reckless, and get fucking hammered on the reg
Hit up 8 monroe, 100 tompkins, or 96 Groton on a friday or saturday night and your guaranteed to not remember the last 5 hours of your night, which probably involved stumbling down to main street and walking into bars like Dark Horse or Stone Lounge.
Oh yeah and class is completely optional
1)
Kid 1: yo you lookin to party this weekend?
Kid 2: hell yeah
Kid 1: GET YOUR ASS TO SUNY FUCKIN' CORTLAND!
2)
*kid wakes up on a random lawn
"Yo, where the fuck am i?"
"SUNY Cortland bro!"
Kid 1: yo you lookin to party this weekend?
Kid 2: hell yeah
Kid 1: GET YOUR ASS TO SUNY FUCKIN' CORTLAND!
2)
*kid wakes up on a random lawn
"Yo, where the fuck am i?"
"SUNY Cortland bro!"
by jakeHawaii March 21, 2011
Get the SUNY Cortland mug.A power-mad dwarf who is the enemy of the popular video game character Crash Bandicoot. He is bald with a black beard and an 'N' on his forehead (it's never made clear whether the 'N' is a tattoo or some kind of metal plate). When he was a child, Cortex attended the Academy of Evil where he was mercilessly bullied by the other children and by the tyrannical headmistress Madame Amberley. From an early age he developed a love of torturing and experimenting on animals. In later life he became a scientist, but was ridiculed and shunned by the scientific world for his outlandish ideas. So he enlisted the help of N.Brio, another outcast scientist, in his plan to take over the world and avenge himself against all those people who had mocked him all his life. N.Brio had built the Evolvo-Ray, a machine which could cause rapid evolution in animals. Cortex took control of it, set about turning animals into an army of soldiers. Crash Bandicoot was one of the animals he used the Evolvo-Ray on, but there was a malfunction and Crash escaped, soon became his enemy. After many defeats at the hands of Crash, his sister Coco and a mask containing the spirit of a witch-doctor, Cortex is still obsessed with ruling the world. But first he intends to destroy Crash Bandicoot....
Dr Neo Cortex: Crash, Crash, Crash. Why must you always muck in my mud? Oh look, I have a mask helping me too! We will see which one is more powerful soon enough!
by StormSworder August 13, 2006
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by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 26, 2020
Get the Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez mug.Nina Cortex is a character in the newer games of the Crash Bandicoot games.
She is supposed to be, the evil scientist, Dr. Neo Cortex's neice but may be his daughter (In Crash Twinsaity, Nina is kidnapped by evil Crash. Neo: My daughter..err..neice!).
When she first came into he uncle's care she was nice, girly, and had a love or animals. Neo Didn't want her to be good so he made a few modifications. He replaced her hands with spring loaded cybernetic hands so that anything she hugged or squeezed would be crushed. The animals she once loved would run away in fear.
Then Neo sent her away to Madame Amberly's Academy of Evil. Those events drasticly changed her personality.
She went goth and turned evil, but she is rumored to have a soft side and still love animals.
Her apearence is usually includes buck teeth, spiky hair, gothic clothing, and a red tie.
She apears in the following games: Spyro Orange, Crash Twinsanity, Crash Tag Team Racing, Crash of the Titans, and Crash Mind over Mutant.
She is supposed to be, the evil scientist, Dr. Neo Cortex's neice but may be his daughter (In Crash Twinsaity, Nina is kidnapped by evil Crash. Neo: My daughter..err..neice!).
When she first came into he uncle's care she was nice, girly, and had a love or animals. Neo Didn't want her to be good so he made a few modifications. He replaced her hands with spring loaded cybernetic hands so that anything she hugged or squeezed would be crushed. The animals she once loved would run away in fear.
Then Neo sent her away to Madame Amberly's Academy of Evil. Those events drasticly changed her personality.
She went goth and turned evil, but she is rumored to have a soft side and still love animals.
Her apearence is usually includes buck teeth, spiky hair, gothic clothing, and a red tie.
She apears in the following games: Spyro Orange, Crash Twinsanity, Crash Tag Team Racing, Crash of the Titans, and Crash Mind over Mutant.
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