Mini Cooper

A car purchased by people who want to drive a cutesy toy, and have zero idea they've bought a very expensive German mousetrap masquerading as a British economy car that will bankrupt them when literally everything breaks simultaneously.

"Whaddaya mean it's $2,400 to replace the clutch? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."

"Whaddaya mean the timing chain failed at 60,000 miles? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."

"Whaddaya mean it costs $700 to replace the drive belt and the plastic roller wheel contraption and tensioner? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."

by NurseDiesel December 2, 2021

Coopered

(adj.) Heavily inebriated to the point of experiencing age regressive fantasies in reality.

Person A: "Man, last night was so fun! I got everyone at the bar to play hide and go seek with me."

Person B: "Christ you were COOPERED. Never happened bro."

by RustMcGust April 12, 2013

korey cooper

A hero.
The keyboardist and guitarist in the band skillet.
Beautiful. Life saver. Hero.

Normal human: WHO IS KORER COOPER? She must be a slut!
Me: *hits person with a bat* I think you mean a beautiful hero. Korey Cooper is a beautiful person.

by Music_Saves_People July 13, 2015

luke cooper

A small yet wise person with a strong work ethic and high concentration.

Omg! You are as clever as Luke Cooper.

by Anonymous queen queen September 3, 2019

Dirty Cooper

When two individuals make the decision to voyage to a ice cream or frozen yogurt shop. They purchase 21 different flavors and rub them all over their naked sweaty bodies. The dairy mixed with sweat creates a unique entity. The male individual then proceeds to straddle the female over the breasts and then farts upon her chest. BOOOOOMMM. Dirty Cooper.

"Dude me and da bitch was getting KINKY last night. She thought we were doin reverse cowboy but then i psyched her out with a Dirty Cooper!"

"You dirty dawwgg!!!"

by Cooley Cooper January 21, 2010

coopersville

a place where there are country boys and wanna be gansters...Also where some girls are whores that sleep with everyone like bonnie boggs. But a place where there are also very nice girls and guys. Also known as a bonnie whole... meaning trash in areas.

Have you seen coopersville in the past week it is turning into a bonnie hole

by 763slover April 15, 2009

alice cooper

Alice Cooper is not just a great rock artist, he is THE GREATEST rock artist. he is what real music is about. He is another league, he kicks all pop 'artists' in their plastic butts then upstages them by playing a kick ass show while pop 'bands' are stuck playing at four year olds birthday parties.
alice cooper has influenced all decent music today NO ONE can compare to a ROCK GOD.

2 year old me: (listening to my daddys cd collection) Who's this daddy?
2 year old me:he's cool
me 7/nov/05: (surrounded by alice cooper fans in cardiff) Oh my god...Im going to see alice cooper....again!!!!!!!!!!
Shit there he is!!!!(random screaming and shotung u fucking rock!!!!!!!!)

by womanofmassdistraction January 21, 2006