Computing

Something really smart assy and pompus you say to someone who is not understanding the most simple thing. They are just too dumb to get it. So you talk to them like a dumb robot seeing if they have blew a fuse...

You are not computing are you...?

by KaliKrystal February 28, 2011

Quantum Computing

Computer processor's power derived from the quantum physics properties of atoms or nuclei that allow them to work together as quantum bits commonly known as qubits is reffred as quantum computing.

Quantum Computing; Computer processor's power derived from the quantum physics properties of atoms

by s j tubrazy April 14, 2013

Time-Consuming Cunt

("TC squared")
A rude person, whom often does things like cutting in line, or running a red light, that generally waste your time. These people are looked down upon in the first world.

Man A: "Why is that person looking at Taco Bell's menu now, when he could have done that in the 30 minute line?"
Man B: "What a Time-Consuming Cunt!"

by M-Dawg 5Kilo February 6, 2013

Organic Consulting

this is a new phenomenon in the professional services or consulting industry where consultants are straightforward and truthful with their clients. They are "keeping it real" and cutting out the bullshit. They don't use buzzwords and try to be honest as possible. Like organic food, organic consulting is consulting without fluff.

Your client wants to close their widget factory in China and open it in California. If you practice Organic Consulting you would say "are you nuts, you'll lose money. Don't be an idiot." Whereas, the typical consultant would say "that's an interesting idea, let's investigate further and prepare a business case. We charge $300 per hour for that service."

by VI Island Boy August 24, 2009

Universal Web Consulting

Web consulting companies typically specialize in one or more of the following areas:

-- Web & Graphic Design
-- Search Engine Marketing
-- Pay-Per-Click (PPC) Marketing
-- Organic Lead Generation
-- Social Network Management
-- Social Network Advertising & Marketing
-- eCommerce Setup and Execution
etc
etc
etc

Universal Web Consulting companies are able to assist clients with all of these areas of interest.

I didn't realize that I would need to hire a PPC consulting company after my website was designed. I should have found a universal web consulting company that could have designed my site and helped me with advertising.

by Jack K. White August 19, 2010

confusing

women, females, girls.

She is so confusing...i'll never understand her.

by typical male May 1, 2003

constating

originating or establishing

A check of the company's constating documents indicated that it was incorparated ten years earlier for the purpose of importing electronic goods.

by Timothy Boyle August 28, 2005