Negative Contracting

A term used in Theraputic Community to describe when a person is not holding their peers accountable.

Chase was jerking off in the restroom and Matt was watching. I'm going to drop Matt in the box for negative contracting.

by TC Machine October 22, 2008

Contraction of the mind

When a middle aged mom of three gets a wicked bad headache and needs some "me time" so she can get her body/mind/soul straightened out so she can get back to Zumba-ing.

Lisa went to the ER and after a battery of tests was unfortunately diagnosis with severe case of a contraction of the mind. The doctor prescribed her 2 Tylenol and ensured she'd be getting her groove back before she knew it...

by Dr . Rob Parkway Party March 19, 2023

Constipation Contraction

A contipation contraction is when your anus / gluteus maximus muscles contract strongly causing a sharp and very uncomfortable pain, usually the same pain experiencenced whilst experiencing constipation. The contractions aren't always indicating constipation but there's a good chance it may follow.

Ben: *lift ass off chair and screechs in pain*
Josh: what's wrong?
Ben: Just had a constipation contraction -- ouch.
Josh: haha. eat too much cheese?

by okaythen873 July 31, 2009

centration

LootboxTV’s way of describing how centered a pokémon card is.

“centration looks perfect! Uh Urban Dictionary, please nominate centration for uhhhhh”

“You know you can do that yourself? oh you can? “

by cb7apache January 22, 2021

contrabution

The contribution of ass for the purpose of creating world peace.

A healthy dose of contrabution makes the world go round.

by Sir Knows Alot December 9, 2004

Contraception

Always use contraception. There are different types.

Use ribbed for extra sensations
Use flavoured for oral pleasure!

by hayley! October 28, 2004

Cuntraption

1. Cramp of the vagina.

2. A cuntraption is a home-made device used to pleasure the vagina or penis.

"Shit girl last night i gotta serious Cuntraption after flicking the bean"

"He could hardly wait get home and play with his twelve inch solid chrome cuntraption."

by Plank0k March 18, 2010