Continental

When a turd ceases to be a island in the toilet and becomes a continent; often completely filling the hopper.

I had so much PF Chang's last night that I just pinched a massive Continental.

by tenesmus August 2, 2016

condiment king

one who hoards free ketchup packets, mustard packets, relish, salt, pepper, sugar, and so on. occasionally has tons of free napkins as well.

person 1: hey, you wanna see something?
person 2: uhh, sure i guess.
*pulls out drawer filled with assorted condiments*
person 1: CALL ME THE CONDIMENT KING!

by Organplayerdoner December 26, 2011

Cactus Content

When someone puts up videos that are self absorbed and petty.

Wow, BeerBongJohn uses a lot of cactus content in his videos.

by Coffee Princess March 15, 2020

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by therocker11 January 17, 2009

Continental Grip

Grip predominately used by gay male partners to simultaneously jack each other off with minimal fatigue.

Larry took hold of Gene's penis with a gentle, but unyielding continental grip as he gazed into his eyes.

by OhBillyBillyBilly November 10, 2014

Condifent

(adj) Arrogant, yet stupid.

Noun version - condifence

Michele Bachmann displays a high level of condifence.

Law school gunners are typically very condifent individuals.

by icemonk April 19, 2011

Condiment Salad

When a person who is cheap makes a "free" salad from the fixings bar at a burger restaurant. They will pile shredded lettuce with onions, tomatoes and whatever else is available on the bar.

They will make their own salad dressing by mixing ketchup with mayonnaise and relish.

The condiment salad is usually made on a hamburger wrapper or basket liner.

The condiment salad goes well with Jewish lemonade and is popular with the mature Florida set.

Family members are generally horrified by the actions and tend to sit on the other side of the room away from them.

Mom, tell me you aren't going to cheap out and make a condiment salad to go with your jewish lemonade and pay nothing.

by Patty B Wyte September 3, 2019