constripulator

That lazy chode that cuts across lanes of a parking lot, only to miss your car by a inch, because their schedule can't accomodate an extra second to be courteous to other drivers.

That dang constripulator almost hit my '81 Honda.

by kstrachdeuce September 14, 2007

Constrictopus

Someone who incredibly tightly wraps all their limbs around another persons full body in an attempt to cuddle for prolonged amounts of time.

“My partner is such a constrictopus! I couldn’t even scratch my nose for an hour!”

by PieniKissa February 6, 2019

Boa Constrictor

A woman, who, during fellatio, unhinges her jaw, in order to take in an abnormally large male member.

Last night, that Boa Constrictor had to ice her jaw after we finished.

by NoPseudonym February 24, 2009

concrit

More rougher form of concrete.

Concrete is smooth like a babys bottom; concrit is rough, like a rusty pick up truck.

by aaron shanks September 30, 2007

conscriptured

When you are obligated to attend church, despite your preferences otherwise.

Dude 1: Bro, let's go play some disc golf.
Dude 2: Can't, gotta go to church with the lady.
Dude 1: Oh, sorry, bro you got conscriptured.

by cpninja42 December 2, 2017

Conscription

Conscription is when governments force its citizens, usually young, able bodied men, to serve in the armed forces. In most countries, it is only implemented during a time of war, but in some, it also exists during peacetime. It’s a highly controversial subject, and many see it as essentially a form of modern day slavery.

Countries with peacetime conscription include South Korea, Taiwan, Singapore, Greece, Switzerland, and Austria.

by This is my handle okay July 29, 2025

Conscrithtion

From Latin "con-" (for "with") and Ancient Gaelic "scrith" (for "difficult scream"), it is to describe a word that is difficult to say, resulting in frustration.

"Irish wrist watch" is a challenge. Such a conscrithtion to say!

by Thadius Hieronymus Caesar May 27, 2018