internet conquistador

Someone who tries to be the first person in their social circle to discover and share links, images, articles, etc. from the web, in an attempt to look knowledgeable or cutting-edge.

Steve think he's such an internet conquistador for posting that link to a knitted Darth Vader cat costume on Facebook, but I totally saw it in my Craftzine.com RSS feed last week.

by Adrohn February 28, 2012

Conquistador

When you're sitting in your office chair and you feel a fart travel up both the top of your asscrack and over your taint; usually occurs when clothes are tight on your body and sitting upright in a chair.

Dan: Wow Logan! That was a discusting noise. Did you just shit your pants?
Logan: Haha, no man. Just been conquered by another Conquistador.

Dan: That's unfortunate. There sure has been a lot of explorin' today.

by RamZer0 June 2, 2011

Conquistador's Helmet

Basting a taco with man juice and applying it to the head of an unsuspecting person, open end down.

"I had a rather trying shift at Taco Bell tonight. My coworker gave me a Conquistador's Helmet."

by Andrarky October 15, 2007

confisted

When your confused on how to say confused.

When you think you got fisted but truly your uncle fucked you in the ass

I was so confisted last night

by Toein my ass June 16, 2017

conquistador

What you yell at people of a different race then run away, especially when they take your normal sitting area and listen to very loud salsa music all the time.

Man 1: Yes!! The Conqustadors are gone
Man 2: Probably to combat the spanish armada

by ConquistadorsOuttaTheHallway April 29, 2005

Conquisidor

A goatee-stroking, hat-wearing blithering idiot that has no standards and will fuck anything in sight. Though, a whore, a Conquisidor is quite classy.

John: "Yeah, you see that Conquisidor standing on the corner whoring around?"

Rachel: "Yeah, but at least she's got class.

by fucktitssexfiend July 27, 2011

confusted

A bitter, sour blend of feeling confused - and frustrated at your confusion - and feeling like you done just got busted in the face with a cold 40oz of MadDog.

Zilo walked down the block confusted that Pedro diss'ed his El Camino just because the lawn mower he hauls around in it doesn't match his rims.

by pat12345678910 July 21, 2011