bishop o’connell

Welcome to Bishop O’ Connell. The Catholic school only in name, and in desperate need of renovation. After spending 15,000 on AC the school is still too hot, so much so that the spray tans of the hoes melt off during school. The cream of the crop are the socially superior lax bros, with their flow and weed addictions. They are the fuck boys of every grade and most of the girls love them even though most are athletically prude. The baseball guys are pretty chill but there is one asshole. At least 50% of O’Connell students have a nicotine addiction and they put down the other people that don’t just because they have some fucking self control. They juul, and most of the guys go with their friends to the bathroom which is not only suspicious as fuck, but gay as fuck. Since when did guys turn into girls, traveling in great hoards to the bathroom together. The girls at O’Connell can’t wait to role up their kilts in order to show as much leg and ass as they can, in order to give fuck boys and socially ostracized guys alike raging hard ons, as this is their only goal in life to prove that they are just like public school girls and can loose their virginity too. For the equivalent of paying a college tuition, the facilities are still shit. The athletics director and basketball coach (hmm) hoards all the money for his basketball team taking them to places like China and California. Meanwhile there are no lights on the field.

“bishop o’connell sounds like a great school “
“Don’t worry it’s not”

by Nishlec April 24, 2019

Billy Connolly

One of the greatest comedians of all time who started out as a folk singer, singing funny songs on stage. Once he became known as a comedian his singing became less and less on stage. Movies include Boondock Saints and The Big One. I'd put him right up there with George Carlin.

"In the very unlikely event...that all four engines fa$il...We'll go straignt into the ground like a fucking dart."-Billy Connolly

by AnonymousReaper April 9, 2008

connectile dysfunction

1. The inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.
2. The inability to print, email, or get to the internet.

My computer had connectile dysfunction (CD) yesterday, so I couldn't check my email.

by m0 February 7, 2007

Cock connoisseur

An individual who travels the land far and wide, tasting all varieties of human penis, subsequently rating and favouring them, possibly producing some form of TV show or journal in the process.

Now on BBC Two, David Attenborough: Cock connoisseur.

by Kieran and Michael February 11, 2009

connecticutment

the moment that you realized that you are a basic bitch and there is nothing you can do about it.

kelly: **looks down at her hydroflask, lululemon leggings, and fjall raven kanken backpack and mutters, wow i’m such a basic bitch

mary: did you just have your first connecticutment?

kelly: yes i think i did

by basichoe123 May 19, 2019

Connor Buckton

a small YouTuber who is from the UK and makes videos bullying children

Connor Buckton Is a good guy, defo not a cyberbully

by Yoadseem August 19, 2020

hairy conniption

When some has an extreme reaction to something and starts freaking out.

When I saw Troy I literally had a hairy conniption and started crying. Brad Pitt was just too hot to handle

by #scarletkingston2900 May 30, 2014