oxygen.consumer

oxygen.consumer is a person that only says the truth, it's impossible for him to miss, everything he says is a W

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by Cool.Guy.From.Walmart September 2, 2021

consumerocracy

A system of government based primarily on its citizens’ love of material comforts.

Thank goodness we have a thriving consumerocracy to drive ourselves forward toward success!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2019

consumer whore

Someone who makes fool-harty purchases, blind to the money-making scams of corporations.


People who buy nintendo products which require one or more other nintendo products are a fine example.

"This game could require just the Gamecube, rather than requiring the Gameboy advance as well, but we like money. Give us your money you consumer whore."

"So I can buy this playstation 2 that doesn't come with a hard drive, but to play the latest Final Fantasy, I have actually do have to buy a PS2 hard drive and a network adapter in addition to the $200 I paid for the PS2? Wow, I sure am a consumer whore."

"Not only will they have to pay $80 to buy this MMO computer game, but they will have to pay an additional $15 a month to continue playing it! The 5 servers our company bought to run this game will pay for themselves in 2 weeks! Thank god for comsumer whores!"

by Calculon000 August 3, 2004

consumer

someone who buys things they don't need with money they don't have to impress people they don't like

The average consumer has little idea what motivates them

by naimad March 14, 2009

consultant

Someone who borrows your watch to tell you the time, and then walks off with it

a consultant is a legitimate, occasionally usefull professional adivser

by 666Mike999 August 17, 2006

Consuela

Universal name for a hotel maid.

"We need more towels. Call Consuela!"

by GreenMonter August 8, 2005

gnarly consuelos

when you titty fuck a chick backwards and she gives you a rimjob at the same time.

Francesca's cleavage exposing dress lead to a great gnarly consuelos opportunity.

by yu sun March 30, 2009