compoontar

a computer used to please the user in need; a pc used primarily for looking up porn. User may regularly clear his history, but it is not required because there is nothing to hide on the compoontar.

vinnnay: "yo, man imma get me some crazy bitches tonight"
george : " damn doood you got mad steeze"
vinnnay: "ya i just got my compoontar and my high speeed internet i'm ftw"
george : "you need to get a gf that doesn't end in .jpeg"
vinnnay: " nah rl bitches are so ftL. no homo"

by kanjar January 16, 2008

Passé composé

Hard to understand crap that your French teacher makes you do. It generally involves use of the verb Avoir or Être

Dude, I don't understand how to Passé composé this stuff. Lemme copy off your homework

by starcraft noob May 29, 2011

composure

Calm, self-assurance.

The president managed to keep his composure during his speech even when TelePrompTer broke down, leaving him without a script.

by Larstait November 10, 2003

Compound Retardation

The act of doing something stupid, followed by another unitentional yet equally stupid action

S: Remember when K slipped in his own vomit and broke his arm?

M: Yeah, thats some serious compound retardation

by MER8490 August 1, 2008

Composterous

1. Composing yourself in a bitch like manner. i.e. composing yourself preposterously

2. Scenarios: consisting of events that leave you flustered.

Gabriel was using Mikes pillow as a footrest, Mike said "You're being fucking composterous"

There's four pieces of pie and you're the fifth person, how fucking composterous!

When your Ho doesn't want to fuck! "Bitch you're being composterous!"

by composterous inc November 19, 2009

composed

Composed,composed is when a he/she is calm and collect meaning,I don't have any types of worries because I'm composed.

Anthony: Damn Laura chill,calm down it's not even like that..
Laura: oh no I'm fine,I'm composed.

by By:Marie Johnson March 4, 2016

compostit

A photo made up of several parts, similar to a composite, but leads the audience to falsely believe it is a real photo. Sometimes assisted with text.

Post: Here is a spectacular long exposure shot of the Milky Way, with a beautiful silky smooth waterfall in the foreground and some eagles soaring overhead through the warm sun-lit god-rays from the fluffy clouds, a lightning strike, and a few unicorns dancing in the distance under the double rainbow. We’ve been waiting patiently all day to capture such a rare such a moment! Oh by the way it’s a compostit image .. ooh I mean a composite image.

Comment: yes it's compost alright :D

by mogydee June 24, 2018